Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Right so that's Lidl for the Sprouts Sainsbury's for the Turkey and Tesco for the Mince Pies. Right Christmas shopping all done....Back here in 20 for Tea and Tiffin...

[Kiltrash]

Alexa, Siri and Bixby * despiratly try and plan a route. Too many navigators spoil the mission
* my wifes new phone has Bixby as the voice commands.

[Kiltrash]

So thats the Primary School, Baby food factory and Area 51 clearly marked as areas to avoid ... but a pass of Busters house, here, is allowed

[Kiltrash]

Quick game of Rock Scissors Paper to descide who drives

[NutLoose]

So we have narrowed it down to three places that someone could have placed their glass on the elevator and left a red wine stain.

[NutLoose]

Well in February our advance troops were here, but I believe they are somewhere behind us on the wing now.

[NutLoose]

So our orders are to take this village and rape and pillage... it looks like we are well and truly f*cked ladies.

[Confusious]

So, the last time I knew where we were was definitely somewhere on this map.

[NutLoose]

We will have to visit the Boots branch here and see if they have any, some fool back home is telling our troops to buy up all the sanitary towels for damned bandages

[NutLoose]

Short term is to pull back across the river from Kherson, but I have heard whispers that our eventual defence line will be Siberia, so pack some woolly knickers ladies.

[Confusious]

From what I remember we have a one in sixty chance of being right here.

[NutLoose]

Please Gertrude, don't hold my hand in front of Dorothy, you know how she is the jealous type

[ShyTorque]

It says unless we all get the same flying kit they’re going to post us all to RAF Support Helicopters…..whatever that is?

[Confusious]

Could I please borrow the chinagraph to sort my eyebrows out?

[Confusious]

Hurry up Ethel, I need to get that stick between my legs.

[Confusious]

Oh sh!t, I think we're stuck as there aren't any men here to swing the props!

[Chu Chu]

Eye of newt? I haven’t seen any since before the war.

[NutLoose]

With this Will I bequeath my black trench coat to Comrade Medvedev..

[NutLoose]

[Confusious]

Captured moment of the inspiration for What Three Words.