Caption Competition Mk III
"Bob, Bob's an odd name for a girl isn't it private?"
"Oh Sir, please don't tell anyone, I have wanted to see a war fought, so badly.... "
"Well, you certainly came to the right place then Bob, a war hasn't been fought so badly since Olaf the Hairy ordered a thousand helmets with the horns on the inside..."
apologies towards BAGF.
"Oh Sir, please don't tell anyone, I have wanted to see a war fought, so badly.... "
"Well, you certainly came to the right place then Bob, a war hasn't been fought so badly since Olaf the Hairy ordered a thousand helmets with the horns on the inside..."
apologies towards BAGF.
...and how was your visit Mr President??
Well actually quite good
5000 eager soldiers
Squadron of our magnificent SU 37's
2 new SSBN
however only a single complaint...
Oh what was that Sir??
One single rasher on my bacon roll....
Well we did get the chef from the U S Navy when he defected
Well actually quite good
5000 eager soldiers
Squadron of our magnificent SU 37's
2 new SSBN
however only a single complaint...
Oh what was that Sir??
One single rasher on my bacon roll....
Well we did get the chef from the U S Navy when he defected
I've been informed that we have British spies in our schools. Form a queue over there and then I'm going to stuff this finger in your mouths to test the stiffness of your upper lips.
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Ok last orders and I will score probably tomorrow.
Contrary to the evil Western propaganda I am a really fun guy, so let's try charades. " What movie am I thinking about ?"
Woman on the left: "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ? "
Woman on the left: "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ? "
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"You get one chance, OK?"
"I'm game!"
So he shot her.
"I'm game!"
So he shot her.
