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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Nov 2022, 10:06
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OK, time to call this one. Plenty of great entries and very hard to choose a winner. Honourable mentions to Wensleydale's 15003, Confusious' 15028 and Shy Torque's 15042.

The Greta Thunberg prize for services to the environment goes to Chu Chu for
We may have to rethink this electric aircraft idea. We keep adding batteries, but it still won't fly.
The Donald Trump Passion Fingers prize goes to Big Pistons Forever for
So far the biggest problem is finding a pilot with hands big enough to cover the 10 throttle levers.
And the CST, complete with almost enough charges, goes to Nutloose, for
Clear 14...14 cleared and started, ok start the shut down procedure we need to refuel.
Take it away, Nutty.

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Old 17th Nov 2022, 10:23
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Thank you, ok see what you can do with this d*ckhead.



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Old 17th Nov 2022, 10:31
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You lot will be assigned to firing missiles, if any go astray then mum's the word!
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 10:41
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You will be allowed one day a week back in school during your assignment to the front line.
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 10:42
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"Congratulations on your graduation, and may I remind you that Colonels under the age of 15 are not permitted to purchase vodka from the bar."
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Why do you all have Mullets?
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First one to pull this goes to the front line!
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 11:07
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Yes girls this finger is as good as it gets.
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Remember to vote! It doesn't mean much, but looks good for the cameras.
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 11:40
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And if you don't willingly get on the train to the front line, i will stick my finger up your cap like this and drag you there myself`!
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Congratulations to the best recruit who got a personal anti-bullet radar on their cap!
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 11:51
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....and in the background the security team usher the assassination squad closer
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Old 17th Nov 2022, 11:53
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...And my next General is......
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Mr President, my names Monday and Tuesday comes after me
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On a visit to DPRK Kim Jun parades his personal bodyguard. Now that gives me an idea thought Putin
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...and repeat after me...' Your wish is my command...
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Congratulations, you all look very cagey but I can only choose one of you as my top special agent, and it's.....you!
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