Caption Competition Mk III

[treadigraph]

He'll be using these in a new formation aerobatic team to keep Greta quiet. They'll be called the Thunderbergs...

[Confusious]

Surely it would be easier to remove Pierre and fill the bubble with helium.

[Chu Chu]

What if he has another kidney attack?

Why do you think we put him in a glass house?

[Kiltrash]

Takes Dogging to a whole new level of exhibitionism of one up manship

[Kiltrash]

Having landed the scruffy dog, from a couple of captions ago, was only too glad to get out and kiss the ground...
I was gonna say the Pope 😊

[Kiltrash]

As part of the BBC 100 years celebrations the Dalek and vicious angry extraterrestrial gets a 2022's makeover

[ShyTorque]

Little did Gervais know, but 0% CO referred to his future promotion prospects.

[Confusious]

Mme Duval is relieved to have the dining table back just in time for Christmas, now that Pierre has finally finished his model aircraft.

[Confusious]

Is that a 1/72 model?
No no, he's real!

[Kiltrash]

Herr Wankle designs a engine with no big pistons
..
it'll never catch on ...

[Kiltrash]

Duval descide to fly over the Channel for lunch in Margate. He sees Manston runway is available. However his return trip is delayed while he argues he's NOT a Asylum seeker ...

[Kiltrash]

The steering? Well i got the idea from when I was a Cox in the boat race

[Self loading bear]

This thread is way-off the topic.
You can just hear the thread drift:
Criiii-criiii

[treadigraph]

So... this is a Coulomban Cri-Cri?

[Kiltrash]

Designs are underway for a new ' Eye in the Sky ' traffic spotter aircraft....ready for when London bans ANYTHING powered by liquid fuel inside the North and South Circular road post 2024.
Remember you heard this first here.

[Kiltrash]

Very good Duval, but what happens if you run out of electricity and you can't find a handy fast charger??
oh that's easy, you just turn this key and the twin V8 diesels start...

[Confusious]

Of course it doesn't need a g-meter, we'll just inspect the top of his head after every flight.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

No, I'm not holding. This is as far as the extension cord will reach.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The committee of the Rheims R/C Model Aircraft Club were going to have to have a good hard look at this one to see if Jacques was exploiting a loophole in the bylaws to get through to the next round of competition.

[Confusious]

He'll be fine, the first flight will be a short circuit.