Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

Dear Moscow Times, when I wrote into your lonely hearts column saying I wanted a threesome, this was not what I had in mind.

[Kiltrash]

At St Athan the wreckers have to re-assemble from a pile of parts having trashed the CO's Typhoon by mistake. Frantically search the plans...then realise they are from Ikea. ...

[Kiltrash]

So right after take off its a hard over to the right and full throttle at 100 foot past Treadigraphs pub. See if he can hold his beer / breakfast. Depending on the time of day

[Kiltrash]

Right so we need to put this up on 'What Cockpit ' and I bet we get a correct response before we get a new Prime Minister..

[Confusious]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Right so we need to put this up on 'What Cockpit ' and I bet we get a correct response before we get a new Prime Minister..

Hope you're wrong.

[Confusious]

Seems strange that we all had the same instructor, you know that Nutty chap off PPruNe.

[Confusious]

We don't need a ruler, you can use your thumb to measure it. Dorothy, that's what I tell my husband.

[Confusious]

Perhaps it all went wrong when we crossed the expanse of The Solent.

[Confusious]

Girl on the left: Are farts wet?

[Confusious]

[Ascend Charlie]

"OK, three across, "Found in bottom of birdcage", starts with s-h and ends in i-t..."
"Shellgrit?"

[Confusious]

Oh f**k it, let's just follow the M1.

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Confusious

Oh f**k it, let's just follow the M1.

Er... your map doesn't show the Southend Arterial Road? Just how old is it?

[Hydromet]

Oh dear, why do they always send us off the edge of the map?

[Chu Chu]

We're pilots! Why can't we pose in the cockpit?

The political officer said he was sending me here to get pictures with a piece of tail.

[Big Pistons Forever]

This is a great target, after we kill all the Germans we can land and visit a great little dress shop I know.

[Kiltrash]

If we are going after ' Targets of Opportunity' why do we need a map??

[Kiltrash]

Very good Ms Baghold , but surly we don't need a Sun Compass here in Europe?
Don't call me Shirley

[Kiltrash]

This is Busters aircraft we're using isn't it??
Yes it is how do you know??

There's a lovely little trophy he's left in the cockpit..
or
The crotch strap is pulled exceptionally tight...
or
Theres a picture of Nutty on the windscreen, covered in little red kisses ( or darts )
😊

[Wensleydale]

Put three female pilots together and what do you get? Yak, Yak, Yak!