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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Nov 2022, 15:45
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Dear Moscow Times, when I wrote into your lonely hearts column saying I wanted a threesome, this was not what I had in mind.
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 15:46
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At St Athan the wreckers have to re-assemble from a pile of parts having trashed the CO's Typhoon by mistake. Frantically search the plans...then realise they are from Ikea. ...
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 15:53
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So right after take off its a hard over to the right and full throttle at 100 foot past Treadigraphs pub. See if he can hold his beer / breakfast. Depending on the time of day
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 15:55
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Right so we need to put this up on 'What Cockpit ' and I bet we get a correct response before we get a new Prime Minister..
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 16:25
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Right so we need to put this up on 'What Cockpit ' and I bet we get a correct response before we get a new Prime Minister..
Hope you're wrong.
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 19:02
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Seems strange that we all had the same instructor, you know that Nutty chap off PPruNe.

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Old 11th Nov 2022, 19:19
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We don't need a ruler, you can use your thumb to measure it. Dorothy, that's what I tell my husband.
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 19:59
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Perhaps it all went wrong when we crossed the expanse of The Solent.
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 20:04
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Girl on the left: Are farts wet?
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 20:09
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 21:27
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"OK, three across, "Found in bottom of birdcage", starts with s-h and ends in i-t..."
"Shellgrit?"
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 21:53
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Oh f**k it, let's just follow the M1.
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 22:26
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Oh f**k it, let's just follow the M1.
Er... your map doesn't show the Southend Arterial Road? Just how old is it?
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 23:01
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Oh dear, why do they always send us off the edge of the map?
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Old 11th Nov 2022, 23:50
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We're pilots! Why can't we pose in the cockpit?

The political officer said he was sending me here to get pictures with a piece of tail.
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Old 12th Nov 2022, 00:09
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This is a great target, after we kill all the Germans we can land and visit a great little dress shop I know.
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Old 12th Nov 2022, 06:32
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If we are going after ' Targets of Opportunity' why do we need a map??
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Old 12th Nov 2022, 06:35
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Very good Ms Baghold , but surly we don't need a Sun Compass here in Europe?
Don't call me Shirley
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Old 12th Nov 2022, 06:43
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This is Busters aircraft we're using isn't it??
Yes it is how do you know??

There's a lovely little trophy he's left in the cockpit..
or
The crotch strap is pulled exceptionally tight...
or
Theres a picture of Nutty on the windscreen, covered in little red kisses ( or darts )
😊
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Old 12th Nov 2022, 07:27
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Put three female pilots together and what do you get? Yak, Yak, Yak!
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