Caption Competition Mk III

[Big Pistons Forever]

OH NO, Putin found this on the internet and now he wants one !

[ShyTorque]

Of course it doesn’t fly, but it meets the requirements of the Army AND the Navy.

[Big Pistons Forever]

So far the biggest problem is finding a pilot with hands big enough to cover the 10 throttle levers.

[Confusious]

Couple by the steps: "Put your jacket on Geoffrey, or we'll never get an upgrade".

[Confusious]

[Confusious]

Well, that's the tailplane finished, next the wings then we get this bad boy ready for service.

[Confusious]

Thankfully, due to defence cuts it'll not get finished.

[Chu Chu]

Laugh if you will, but when you build airplanes with washing machine parts, you need a lot of motors.

It did seem a little hit-and-miss.

[Chu Chu]

We may have to rethink this electric aircraft idea. We keep adding batteries, but it still won't fly.

[Confusious]

Originally Posted by Chu Chu

We may have to rethink this electric aircraft idea. We keep adding batteries, but it still won't fly.

We could always nick one off the Jodel in our 5 o'clock low.

[treadigraph]

You're gonna need a bigger runway...

[treadigraph]

The revolving dance floor and disco ball are just a touch... Essex don't you think?

[MPN11]

Stop compaining, it’s what Vladimir Vladimirovitch ordered.

[treadigraph]

You should see his yacht...

[Dan Gerous]

Well I suppose it's a feasible theory with the guns and all, but couldn't we fit variable pitch propellers to shorten the landing run?

[Confusious]

Heathrow's latest addition to improve security and achieve net zero. It's an anti terrorist airbridge with a built in windfarm.

[Kiltrash]

Damm ingenious of the Germans, converting Templehof into a aircraft

[Kiltrash]

MOD Militarised the Air lander at Cardington

[Kiltrash]

Why is it a float plane? ?
Well Loch Ness is 22 miles long, saves all that costs on tarmac and concrete ..

[Kiltrash]

The Parasitic fighter gets ready to be loaded..