Caption Competition Mk III

[Confusious]

The world's first free range and painless sterilisation clinic opens in Liverpool.

[Wensleydale]

..and there is planning permission for a new wing.

[treadigraph]

That's so last decade Svetlana, my new flat has a Sukhoi 35 cockpit complete with an ejaculation seat...

So no man comes there twice...?

Da!

[Chu Chu]

They were flying out of windows.

[622]

"Dave, when you said you were going to build a flight simulator in the spare room, I thought....."

[Confusious]

Wizz Air pilots have denied that their approach into Skiathos was below profile.

[Chu Chu]

Prototype development was well advanced before anyone remembered the Comet disaster.

[Buster Hyman]

Well, I said, when you find my bags, you can have your cockpit back...and here we are!

[cavuman1]

Just as the circus elephant jumped off of the platform, the aircraft jumped on!

- Ed

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

Da, we thought zer vest had cottoned on to zer falling from zer second floor vindow "accidents", so now ve have zem accidentally fall from zer aircraft door or involved in an aircraft accident..
Zer Colonel has even suggested shooting zem vile zey stand in zer doorvay, and then claiming zer vest shot them down.

[fitliker]

If you bend over and look out the window you can see your house from here
I cannot see my HOOOWSEEEE

[MPN11]

The window cleaners demanded danger payments.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Oh you said you wanted “boarding stairs” What I heard was that you wanted a “building there” Sorry

[Kiltrash]

Ivan took some ' work' home with him from the factory, 66 model, and descided to hide it in plane sight from the Police.

[Chu Chu]

The savings from buying elevator controls on Craig’s list were swallowed by the installation and operation costs.

[Self loading bear]

Delays in B737-MAX-10 show to be caused by problems during static testing of the extended landing gear. Boeing f.cked up to new level.

[Kiltrash]

During Covid lockdown the State TV Weather presenter asked for suitable radar to be installed at home for their bulletin

[Kiltrash]

What happened after the cameras stopped rolling when Del Boy obtained a Statelite dish.

[India Four Two]

Vladimir, when you said you were building a simulator in our spare room, I thought you were talking about a computer and a couple of screens!