Caption Competition Mk III
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No bloody Politician is going to tell me where I can go on holiday … OK?
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# “Is this the way to San Jose?”
”Left a bit after the Scilles, mate, and then start walking when you make landfall.”
”Left a bit after the Scilles, mate, and then start walking when you make landfall.”
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Going by my diving watch, judging on Sunday afternoon/evening. If I'd worn my pilots watch and fell overboard, it would be straight to the bottom for me.

Dan hurries to (*) deliver the Caption Competition Trophy to the latest winner..
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Kiltrash is heard complaining it won't be him as he lives 75 miles from the sea....Well climate change should cure that..
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Kiltrash is heard complaining it won't be him as he lives 75 miles from the sea....Well climate change should cure that..
Bravely leading from the front, Captain Baldrick , ordered a hard turn to Port to confront overwhelming odds, just as Corporal Blackadder turned hard to Starboard...Later it was discovered the Corporal did not know his left from his right...
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Thanks to the latest hi-tech comms gear, Cpl Bootie was able to watch the Euro Final through his goggles.
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Right the Ever Given has just sailed by and they said they'd drop the CST off for me, so the runner up is Wensleydale with, "There is a suspicion that the new Dambusters film used Sharky as the historical advisor."
and the winner is Ascend Charlie with, "With a good haul from that UK landing ship, the Somali pirates head back to base."
Over to you.
and the winner is Ascend Charlie with, "With a good haul from that UK landing ship, the Somali pirates head back to base."
Over to you.