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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Jul 2021, 19:14
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Although wearing sunglasses FairPlay meant adding a white dot so the enemy could shoot when they saw the whites of his eyes.
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Old 17th Jul 2021, 19:19
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Operation SAS, Sausages across the Sea head covertly for the Irish coast.
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Old 17th Jul 2021, 19:33
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No bloody Politician is going to tell me where I can go on holiday … OK?
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Old 17th Jul 2021, 19:36
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# “Is this the way to San Jose?”

”Left a bit after the Scilles, mate, and then start walking when you make landfall.”
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Old 17th Jul 2021, 20:23
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Guys, I know the bloody app said I should self isolate for seven days, but can I come back onboard?..
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Old 17th Jul 2021, 20:42
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Going by my diving watch, judging on Sunday afternoon/evening. If I'd worn my pilots watch and fell overboard, it would be straight to the bottom for me.

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Old 17th Jul 2021, 23:18
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I’d jump overboard like you see those navy seals do, but who the firk wants a salt water enema.
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 05:24
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British Army Police on patrol for criminals in the Black Sea report back that there’s no Crime Ere.
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 06:10
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F1 bosses find yet another motorsport to increase revenue by milking the Lewis vs Max rivalry
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 06:14
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Dan hurries to (*) deliver the Caption Competition Trophy to the latest winner..
* insert your name here.

Kiltrash is heard complaining it won't be him as he lives 75 miles from the sea....Well climate change should cure that..
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 06:19
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Seeing as there is another Indiana Jones movie in production, Kevin Costner decides to go ahead with Waterworld 2
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 07:09
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There is a suspicion that the new Dambusters film used Sharky as the historical advisor.
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 07:28
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As the short sleeves on the uniform show, his arms aren't the only inordinately long things on Mr Tripod.
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 07:29
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Water! It floats my boat!
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 09:40
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Bravely leading from the front, Captain Baldrick , ordered a hard turn to Port to confront overwhelming odds, just as Corporal Blackadder turned hard to Starboard...Later it was discovered the Corporal did not know his left from his right...
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 09:47
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String

"A world without string, is a world in chaos".
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 09:50
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Radio crackles to life.... " Chief Broady, your gonna need a bigger boat "...
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Thanks to the latest hi-tech comms gear, Cpl Bootie was able to watch the Euro Final through his goggles.
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Right the Ever Given has just sailed by and they said they'd drop the CST off for me, so the runner up is Wensleydale with, "There is a suspicion that the new Dambusters film used Sharky as the historical advisor."

and the winner is Ascend Charlie with, "With a good haul from that UK landing ship, the Somali pirates head back to base."

Over to you.
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Old 18th Jul 2021, 19:05
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The pirates stole the CST! I am only left with this one:
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