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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Oct 2022, 18:51
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 19:05
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“OK, now who wanted this testicle well done?”
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 21:38
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The 6-foot rule doesn't apply as long as we wear PPE.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 21:46
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Here's evidence that women doctors were the pioneeers of circumcision. Fortunately technology and male doctors intervened.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 21:47
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Women Wearing Beer Goggles, the movie.

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Old 11th Oct 2022, 00:56
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Masie accidentally invents the Stylophone...
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 04:12
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1 demonstrating, 6 pretending to understand.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 04:15
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While His Lordship's butler was away for a week on Home Guard duties, the rest of the downstairs staff attempted to fill in by sealing His Lordship's letters. Somehow the result was never the same.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 06:22
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At last a means is found for the women to tie up the Christmas presents....that does not involve a additional male digit to hold the tape down...
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 06:26
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Only known picture emerges where 7 females in a group ALL have their mouths shut at the same time...
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 06:31
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Obviously they are ALL Male cross dressers. I mean have you EVER known females to concentrate on only one thing at a time??
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 06:49
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Looks like the old couponable welding test that was used before ultrasonics and x-rays were the fashion , or it could be a repair to the back , sack and crack tool used at the Brazilian spa .
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 09:02
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For Gods sake Daphne, get a manicure.Those nails are ghastly.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 09:45
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"Penny. Be careful with that!"
And thus, the Penny Banger was born!
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 10:59
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Maisie adjusted the rabbit's ears on the world's smallest 3-D TV set, while the rest of the girls waited for the porn movie to come on.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 11:02
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The short girl was the wrong choice for this job.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 11:04
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Freda demonstrates how to open an engineer’s wallet.
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Wearing headscarves was essential if they were to still look feminine. Ethel missed that part of the briefing.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 11:09
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They were told to bring plastic bananas, not elastic bandanas.
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Old 11th Oct 2022, 11:43
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I know I'm an influencer, but these goggles are to protect my eyes, not a fashion statement
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