Caption Competition Mk III
VSO.... Sorry I have your results Here I know you expected a Text ...but this is the Military you know, never know whose listening in ...Ruskies, Chinese or even worse Wikileaks
We all know the Mig 28 cannot sustain inverted flight so would you kindly explain the picture and the meaning if the middle finger...
Well yes I could however your security clearance is not high enough
Well yes I could however your security clearance is not high enough
Thank you for applying to be PPRnNe's new military Moderator, after what happened to the previous incumbent we need to ensure you do not have any skeletons in your cupboard....so we will now go for a locker search.... Lead on...
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"F3, you seem unusually clued-up on the RAF. You must have been revising hard?"
"Well, yes - my brother Jim is in the RAF, so I asked him for help. He said 'just read PPRuNe every day and you'll soon know more than they do.' "
(Writing) "Displays some initiative, but reads PPRuNe? Questionable morality."
"Well, yes - my brother Jim is in the RAF, so I asked him for help. He said 'just read PPRuNe every day and you'll soon know more than they do.' "
(Writing) "Displays some initiative, but reads PPRuNe? Questionable morality."
F4 - where do you see yourself in 25 years time?
Probably sat where you are.
And by then do you think that we'll have exhausted all the alphabet and mathematical symbols?
Strange question sir, please could you explain?
You know, LGBTQ+.
Ahh, I've got a few friends who already fall outside of the norm, you know the LGBTQ+. One of them is a ZX÷*
Bloody glad that I'm retiring in a few months, learning about you lot will be more complex than learning to fly and defend our country.
Probably sat where you are.
And by then do you think that we'll have exhausted all the alphabet and mathematical symbols?
Strange question sir, please could you explain?
You know, LGBTQ+.
Ahh, I've got a few friends who already fall outside of the norm, you know the LGBTQ+. One of them is a ZX÷*
Bloody glad that I'm retiring in a few months, learning about you lot will be more complex than learning to fly and defend our country.
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"F-Team, we'd like to know how you keep abreast of what's going on in the world. What newspapers do you read?"
Blank looks all round.
"OK, then, which TV news do you watch?"
Blanker looks.
"How do you find out what's going on, then?"
F3: "Well sir, like, on my phone, like, it comes up with, like, all sorts of, like, important events and things, like. Like that video, like, of someone taking a car, like, outside some dude's house, like. And, like, dating events on, like, Facebook with nice photos I like, like. That, like, certainly keeps me, like, a breast, like. And, like, this Daily Mail pops up, like, with stories, like, which are just, like, unbelievable. I bet, like, I know more about what's going on, like, than you do. Like?"
"Fine, fine. Let's move on."
Blank looks all round.
"OK, then, which TV news do you watch?"
Blanker looks.
"How do you find out what's going on, then?"
F3: "Well sir, like, on my phone, like, it comes up with, like, all sorts of, like, important events and things, like. Like that video, like, of someone taking a car, like, outside some dude's house, like. And, like, dating events on, like, Facebook with nice photos I like, like. That, like, certainly keeps me, like, a breast, like. And, like, this Daily Mail pops up, like, with stories, like, which are just, like, unbelievable. I bet, like, I know more about what's going on, like, than you do. Like?"
"Fine, fine. Let's move on."
" F4 that's not an appropriate joke to tell, especially in mixed company, please in future keep these racist sexism mysonginistic (sp) ones to the Ladies Locker room.. "
Please tell, you went out as a team of 6 but only Came back from your 10k run as a team of 5. Where did F6 Gump go
Well Sir the last think Forest said was about " Run Forest Run.. "
Well Sir the last think Forest said was about " Run Forest Run.. "
Evertonian
Okay, from left to right, I'll call you Fury, Banshee, Demon, Phantom and Freedom Fighter. Do any of you have a clue as to what I mean?
