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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Aug 2022, 19:08
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Candidates ...Sorry can we please hurry up and stop rabbiting on.... We know you hope to be the Conservative Leader but we have a plane to catch ...in 4 days
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 19:12
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VSO.... Sorry I have your results Here I know you expected a Text ...but this is the Military you know, never know whose listening in ...Ruskies, Chinese or even worse Wikileaks
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 19:15
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We took a look at civilian life and have installed in Biggin 3 separate toilet blocks, marked Male, Female and Flower pot..
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 19:18
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We all know the Mig 28 cannot sustain inverted flight so would you kindly explain the picture and the meaning if the middle finger...
Well yes I could however your security clearance is not high enough
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 19:43
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Thank you for applying to be PPRnNe's new military Moderator, after what happened to the previous incumbent we need to ensure you do not have any skeletons in your cupboard....so we will now go for a locker search.... Lead on...
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 20:19
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"F3, you seem unusually clued-up on the RAF. You must have been revising hard?"
"Well, yes - my brother Jim is in the RAF, so I asked him for help. He said 'just read PPRuNe every day and you'll soon know more than they do.' "
(Writing) "Displays some initiative, but reads PPRuNe? Questionable morality."
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 20:44
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F4 - where do you see yourself in 25 years time?

Probably sat where you are.

And by then do you think that we'll have exhausted all the alphabet and mathematical symbols?

Strange question sir, please could you explain?

You know, LGBTQ+.

Ahh, I've got a few friends who already fall outside of the norm, you know the LGBTQ+. One of them is a ZX*

Bloody glad that I'm retiring in a few months, learning about you lot will be more complex than learning to fly and defend our country.
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 20:44
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"F-Team, we'd like to know how you keep abreast of what's going on in the world. What newspapers do you read?"
Blank looks all round.
"OK, then, which TV news do you watch?"
Blanker looks.
"How do you find out what's going on, then?"
F3: "Well sir, like, on my phone, like, it comes up with, like, all sorts of, like, important events and things, like. Like that video, like, of someone taking a car, like, outside some dude's house, like. And, like, dating events on, like, Facebook with nice photos I like, like. That, like, certainly keeps me, like, a breast, like. And, like, this Daily Mail pops up, like, with stories, like, which are just, like, unbelievable. I bet, like, I know more about what's going on, like, than you do. Like?"
"Fine, fine. Let's move on."
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 06:46
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Now we come to the Call signs you suggested you to be known by, and very good macho ones they are, however please F3 can you explain your choice..." I'm Free "
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 06:50
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" F4 that's not an appropriate joke to tell, especially in mixed company, please in future keep these racist sexism mysonginistic (sp) ones to the Ladies Locker room.. "
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 06:55
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Please tell, you went out as a team of 6 but only Came back from your 10k run as a team of 5. Where did F6 Gump go
Well Sir the last think Forest said was about " Run Forest Run.. "
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 07:52
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Okay, from left to right, I'll call you Fury, Banshee, Demon, Phantom and Freedom Fighter. Do any of you have a clue as to what I mean?
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 12:05
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And F3, when I call out your number please stop shouting Bingo
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 12:24
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F1, 2 and 3, sorry but you're all 80 years too late for the Fairey Battle.
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 12:30
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It takes all the notes to make a symphony.

Then why are we all F's?
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 12:39
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Bunch of keyboard warriors if you ask me!
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 13:03
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Congratulations to F3. By the way you can't take your eyes off F5, we can safely say that your type conversion course was a success.
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 13:33
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Sir, it looks like your inbox is empty.
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Old 28th Aug 2022, 14:02
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And you can stop laughing or you'll end up like me, thirty years of flying a desk....
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