Caption Competition Mk III
Sergei?
The results are in....
Some cracking puns this time!
Honorable Mentions for all of these
Chu Chu - Of course it doesn't reach the other building. Everyone knows airplanes have cockpits, not bridges.
Nutloose - Insulation?.... Bugger, I thought you said you wanted "Cavity Wall Ilyushin"
- Nose tyres looks ok, but I think the mains are both flats.
But the one that made me groan the loudest was this one....
Wenseydale - ..and there is planning permission for a new wing.
Some cracking puns this time!
Honorable Mentions for all of these
Chu Chu - Of course it doesn't reach the other building. Everyone knows airplanes have cockpits, not bridges.
Nutloose - Insulation?.... Bugger, I thought you said you wanted "Cavity Wall Ilyushin"
- Nose tyres looks ok, but I think the mains are both flats.
But the one that made me groan the loudest was this one....
Wenseydale - ..and there is planning permission for a new wing.
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The try-outs for the new female superhero movie didn't go well, because;
a. None of them were black;
b. All of them were real females; and
c. They got squeamish when told to kill a beetle.
a. None of them were black;
b. All of them were real females; and
c. They got squeamish when told to kill a beetle.
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Another Heston Blumenthal food creation and showstopper, thank Firke I ordered a Chinese to collect on the way home, otherwise I would be starving.
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The Chastity Belt construction for Dummies class was fully signed up following the USA changes to the abortion laws.
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Are you sure we can’t afford more heating?
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"For antibiotic-resistant cases, we still have to use the hot needle treatment."
or
"You got it the same old way, we cure it the same old way." (Sorry, can't remember which movie that's from.)
or
"You got it the same old way, we cure it the same old way." (Sorry, can't remember which movie that's from.)
1942: Members of No17 Course are put through their paces at Basingthwaite's Nipple Ring factory.
