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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Oct 2022, 12:54
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What? No flight director? The ad distinctly said "all mod cons."
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 15:38
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GFCH...

Is that Russian for Sergei?
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 19:06
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The results are in....

Some cracking puns this time!

Honorable Mentions for all of these

Chu Chu - Of course it doesn't reach the other building. Everyone knows airplanes have cockpits, not bridges.

Nutloose - Insulation?.... Bugger, I thought you said you wanted "Cavity Wall Ilyushin"

- Nose tyres looks ok, but I think the mains are both flats.

But the one that made me groan the loudest was this one....

Wenseydale - ..and there is planning permission for a new wing.
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 19:09
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The CST is on it way via, avoiding that bridge in Crimea. Russian investigators have posted this picture, which they say definitively identifies the culprit.



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Old 9th Oct 2022, 20:07
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Thankyou AT. Let's try this one....



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Old 9th Oct 2022, 20:19
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The try-outs for the new female superhero movie didn't go well, because;
a. None of them were black;
b. All of them were real females; and
c. They got squeamish when told to kill a beetle.
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 20:21
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I think I've got the pump connected correctly so I'll follow you all into the swimming pool soon.
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 20:40
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When you said I could dip a rod in my puddle . . .
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 22:48
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Another Heston Blumenthal food creation and showstopper, thank Firke I ordered a Chinese to collect on the way home, otherwise I would be starving.
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 22:52
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The Chastity Belt construction for Dummies class was fully signed up following the USA changes to the abortion laws.
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 22:56
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Are you sure we can’t afford more heating?
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 23:07
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So, if I've got this right then I'll be able to burn off the ugly curly growth on my right ear.
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 23:51
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Six enthusiastic urology students watch quietly as Dr. Lorena Bobbitt demonstrates her Ouchy Ouchy procedure.

- Ed
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 01:34
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"For antibiotic-resistant cases, we still have to use the hot needle treatment."
or
"You got it the same old way, we cure it the same old way." (Sorry, can't remember which movie that's from.)
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 02:11
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How Minions are made
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 02:22
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1942: Members of No17 Course are put through their paces at Basingthwaite's Nipple Ring factory.
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 06:05
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And that, girls, is how you discombobulate a man...
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 06:09
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Is that it? I came here to learn how to be a soldier...

Er, no dear, this class is basic soldering...
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 07:27
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Heating or eating.....a age old issue
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 07:30
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At the Artificial Insemination Clinic the nurses prepare to take a fresh sample from Buster...
Now watch closely said head nurse Nutty
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