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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Oct 2022, 19:46
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"Well, Hoskinski, how do you feel that went?"
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 22:48
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Russian luxury flat for sale with indoor toilet.and galley kitchen
And commanding views!
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 22:52
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The pilot was brought back to earth during his post-flight debrief.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 23:33
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Has anyone mentioned your flying buttresses yet?
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 02:50
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I told you that leaving the landing lights on was not a good idea...
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 02:53
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Still think that building the terminal at the end of the runway was smart?
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 06:25
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Comrade Treadigraphski after this started a thread in PPRuNe, Spectators Balcony sub forum, well will do when he locates his computer
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Look at this Sergi, FR24 gets the altitude and location wrong again.
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 06:32
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In an effort to free up parking space at congested airports, the authorities look to the new ' Auto Stack ' system in New York.
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 06:48
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Right Sir, bit confusing...just popped over to Engineering to snag the auto breaking as not working.......and Chiefy said "What Auto breaking?"
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 07:44
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The Airport Fire Authorities find a way to have 24/7 training in all weathers on Cabin Evacuation Protocols
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 08:35
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Meanwhile at the Moscow furniture factory:

"For Gods sake .....when I said get a new plane in here, I meant the woodworking kind"
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 08:37
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Honey, I know you said you wanted a generator for this Winters power cuts, I was however just expecting a 5hp Honda one, not 4 15000hp Gas Turbines....Where did you get them??
Just over there, John Lennon Airport...
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 08:48
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After the authorities change the aircraft flight paths out of Heathrow without proper consultation the local residents of Windsor proudly display their ' Kills ' on the outside of their houses...
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 08:51
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When the estate agent said the property had Plane trees in close proximity it's was not what I expected
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 08:56
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Since his recent F*** up Captain Kwarteng has refused to leave the flight deck and is still reading the MEL.
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 10:00
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So... is this what's meant by hours building?
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 10:25
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The new fuse didn’t fit very well, but it’s got the power back on.
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 10:42
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I know that you're English ain't that good Sergi, but which part of 'whoop whopp pull up' confused you?
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 10:44
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There it is — the world’s largest weather vane. Now we pray for a west wind when Guinness comes to audit.
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 10:48
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Yes Captain, I've recorded the on 'blocks' time.
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