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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Sep 2022, 11:53
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The RSC auditions for Hamlet do lead to some wierdo's applying
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New strict guildlines for RAF recruitment are to be vigorously followed ...No one will be excluded...
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 12:19
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Your name will also go down in the book. What is it?

Don't tell him, Nutty!
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 12:24
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All together now,

One step beyond.
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 12:53
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Arghh , you bastard Vivian , Now I cannot get that song out of my head .
Russian version of the Young ones
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 15:01
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There is absolutely no evidence that the Russian Army recruiting standards have been reduced !
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 18:27
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As always, thanks all for some great chuckles.

Winner:
Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
The Moscow Shakespeare Company in rehearsals:
Man 1: "My Horse! My Horse! All of Ukraine for a horse!"
Man 2 and 3: "Schitzki! We forgot the horse costume!"
Man 4: Ready to pick up the horseschitzki.
Second:
Originally Posted by treadigraph
So, you put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, in, out, in out, let's get the **** out...
Third:
Originally Posted by NutLoose
It looks like I am to join the army, you three are posted to SOXMIS(S)
Congratulations Ascend Charlie, over to you.

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Old 27th Sep 2022, 21:00
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This will be a quick comp.
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 21:06
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Would you like a swig of my water for your throat sir.
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 21:09
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The voice activated soldier
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 21:11
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Put some effort in soldier, you face looks like you're about to pop down the pub, not go to war.
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 21:12
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Back in the day I would have called you a worthless arse wipe, now in the new kinder gentler army I have to yell encouragement so I will now say you are a absolutely positively the purest example of what all worthless arse wipes aspire to become !!!
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 21:15
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Oh that's Kiltrash on the left, Nutty in the middle, and Buster providing encouragement on the right
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 22:18
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Will someone please pull the bayonet out of my ARSE!!!
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 22:20
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Jonathan Winters, in a state of shock, watches as Gomer Pyle is yelled at by Sargeant Carter.

- Ed
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 22:21
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So you think you’re the bloody Golden shot do you Laddie.


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Old 27th Sep 2022, 22:23
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It’s a pig sticker, not a bloody tooth picker.. Laddie
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 22:33
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Do well at this Laddie and who knows, you may get your stripes when the next opportunity knocks
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 22:35
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Stick it in the dummy and twist and Bob’s your uncle..
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 22:37
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Will you run him through before he sticks you laddie, that’s the $64,000 question.
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 22:40
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Life’s good in the military Laddiie, the higher you progress the greater your families fortunes.
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