Caption Competition Mk III
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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That's so last decade Svetlana, my new flat has a Sukhoi 35 cockpit complete with an ejaculation seat...
So no man comes there twice...?
Da!
So no man comes there twice...?
Da!
Just as the circus elephant jumped off of the platform, the aircraft jumped on!
- Ed
- Ed
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
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Da, we thought zer vest had cottoned on to zer falling from zer second floor vindow "accidents", so now ve have zem accidentally fall from zer aircraft door or involved in an aircraft accident..
Zer Colonel has even suggested shooting zem vile zey stand in zer doorvay, and then claiming zer vest shot them down.
Zer Colonel has even suggested shooting zem vile zey stand in zer doorvay, and then claiming zer vest shot them down.
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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The window cleaners demanded danger payments.
Oh you said you wanted “boarding stairs” What I heard was that you wanted a “building there” Sorry
Vladimir, when you said you were building a simulator in our spare room, I thought you were talking about a computer and a couple of screens!
Join Date: Mar 2010
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In the Russian tradition, the building was in the same sh*t state as the aircraft.