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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Oct 2022, 22:15
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I donít know why we even bother with the Halloween window decoration contest anymore. 201 wins every year.
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 23:02
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Yet another result of unexpected consequences - the Ilyushin team found that putting a four-pronged addition of the nose-wheel leg had the desired result of preventing the critical Mach drag rise of the fuselage. They couldn't retract the wheel, so the Mcrit of 60 kt was rarely achieved anyway.
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 01:20
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The Russian transformer movies lost something in the translation……
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 03:14
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Strange what you can see on Google Street View...
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 03:15
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The Americanski Spy Satelites will just think its a glitch on the screen
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 03:19
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No building too difficult for the Conservatory Salesperson.
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 03:22
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Window box?
Bird Feeder??
Washing Line???
No you clot it's a Aircraft...
Failed the eye exam again Mr McGooski
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 12:56
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Of course it doesn't reach the other building. Everyone knows airplanes have cockpits, not bridges.
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 14:43
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"Are we there yet?"

"Well, Captain, we're certainly somewhere. Shut-down Checklist when you're ready."
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 18:15
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Fortunately we were able to rent a flat for Jimmy Durrante for his tour of Moscow.
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 18:17
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Or Pinocchio. ....
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 19:52
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Nyet, nyet, Sergey, the fuselage spec said, "Build-in equipment for plenty of window," not "Building equipped with plenty of windows".
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 20:05
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At the Russian Museum of Failed Prototypes, the IL-18 is incongruously parked next to the Fencer.
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 20:24
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I think the AOC thought he'd cleverly stymied our plans for building a new, ultra-luxurious Mess by agreeing the design but stipulating that we musn't touch the gate guardian.
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 20:33
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The structural engineer said we needed a flying buttress.
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Old 8th Oct 2022, 22:46
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“Right…so who left the landing light on last night?”
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 08:50
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(not a caption) Judging around 1900 GMT today, or whenever I've finshed my tea
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 10:24
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And all because a couple of Scousers thought they could nick a GPS and two fancy seats for their Ford Escort.
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 11:20
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"The add did say, plainly furnished, here read it for yourself!"
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Old 9th Oct 2022, 11:24
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Well, one minute, we were flying over the Kerch Bridge and the next....
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