Caption Competition Mk III

[treadigraph]

Join the Army they said... See the World they said...

Didn't bloody say anything about packing Churchill's cigars.

[Wensleydale]

It were an 'eadline in The Sun: "Archduke Ferdinand Found Alive. World War a Mistake"!!

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

DPD screws up yet another LOVEHONEY delivery.

[Hydromet]

It says here, "Light blue touch paper and stand well clear."

[Kiltrash]

Well one of these MUST be the genuine Coffman Starter Trophy...well it has passed through a fair few thieving hands in Blighty..

[Kiltrash]

ANZAC's still had no idea why a war in Europe should involve them...Sooner we declare Independence the better.

[Buster Hyman]

Is it just me or was anyone else hoping for some Hand Cream in these Care packages from Home?

[cynicalint]

'ere, are you sure these will make good false legs Sarge? Eventually sonny, eventually...

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

So I went to the careers office and they asked me what trade I ‘ad and I told ‘em bricklayer, that’s ‘ow come they posted me to a Mortar team.

[Kiltrash]

Well on my application said I worked on Shell. So they sent me here. I meant IN Shell...you know the Oil Company... Lesson learnt always check your CV for Autocorrects

[Kiltrash]

Don't you think that's quite enough dynamite your stuffing in there??...By the way Paddy what part of Ireland is you from??

[Kiltrash]

Cpl Fawkes, What was it you said your Great..Great..Great.....Grandad was famous for??

[Kiltrash]

The English Cricket team get sent to the front line, Theory was when Jerry starts lobbing grenades the men should be able to whack them back..😀

[Kiltrash]

Hellava size of a Cuban we got as a pressy from Jerry....Anyone got a match??

[treadigraph]

Right then you 'orrible lot, when you've finished that, you'll be shelling peas in the cook house.

Blimey Sarge, I'm glad all this 'ard work'll be put to some good use then!

[Kiltrash]

Could be worse, my Cousin Albert got posted to a Corvette, the stories he tells about every time he gets torpedoed..During the War he always starts the letters with

[NutLoose]

Well according to these IKEA instructions, we screw 4 of them into the corners of the box to form a modern and contemporary bedside table, it’s part of their Somme Range.

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

The artillery call them party poppers, they plan to fire them over Jerries lines on New Year’s Eve.