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Sodding Ikea and their instructions, it looks firke all like a double patio heater.
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'... and in those unenlightened times this photo was sufficient evidence for dishonorable discharge; the guncrew recently received a presidential apology and compensation.'
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The ladies' afternoon bull sessions were usually deeply philosophical, discussing as they did the works of Marx, Descartes, Nietzsche, Hume, Socrates, Plato and Woman's Weekly...
Mavis was mortified to discover that none of her so called best friends had bothered to tell her that
(a) VPL was clearly showing..
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(b) That there was a black gun grease hand print (s) on her starched white derriere..
(a) VPL was clearly showing..
or
(b) That there was a black gun grease hand print (s) on her starched white derriere..
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Despite inserting a penny in the binoculars the men were still unable to view Blackpool Tower
When asked, Gladys noted she had traveled to Hawaii by Rail.
Not a caption....My Mom's Brother stated exactly that when I asked him which Troop Ship he rode going to the UK during WWII..
He escaped and evaded for 13 days during the Battle of the Bulge after his Tank Destroyer unit got over run....and fetched up in Bastogne.
Not a caption....My Mom's Brother stated exactly that when I asked him which Troop Ship he rode going to the UK during WWII..
He escaped and evaded for 13 days during the Battle of the Bulge after his Tank Destroyer unit got over run....and fetched up in Bastogne.
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So Mable, I hear you're going to take up a missionary position when we get to Manilla...
Yes, I saw it advertised by a priest but I don't know what the job entails...
Yes, I saw it advertised by a priest but I don't know what the job entails...
Stay there Doris the Captain needs a safe secure parking slot for his bike
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The Captain is practicing his putting from 5 feet, and he doesn't want to loose his balls if it gets a bit choppy. . Ps Captain later complained the grass round the hole was a bit long and tangly
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The Captain is practicing his putting from 5 feet, and he doesn't want to loose his balls if it gets a bit choppy. . Ps Captain later complained the grass round the hole was a bit long and tangly
Why can't I lie on the blankets like everyone else?
Someone has to watch for that mean man with the maps. He said he was going to come up on deck and shoot some heavenly bodies.
Someone has to watch for that mean man with the maps. He said he was going to come up on deck and shoot some heavenly bodies.
At first, the company was furious over the remaining gun tub -- no one wanted to be reminded of the liner's days as a troop ship.
But it was worth its weight in gold on fancy dress days.
But it was worth its weight in gold on fancy dress days.
A little ack ack to get you back back in the sack sack!
- Ed
- Ed
OK and last from me having spent a wonderfull family after noon in a micro brewery in Walthamstow...
The crew prepare the ' foam cannon ' to liven up the evening wet T Shirt contest..
The crew prepare the ' foam cannon ' to liven up the evening wet T Shirt contest..
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In the ether, the sprite of Lloyd George was heard singing … “I am saaaving, I am saaaving, fallen women …”
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Goodness me, Letitia, your baked bean and brussels sprout diet may be doing you good but it's a nightmare for the rest of us!