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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Apr 2021, 18:16
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In defence of the Duke , anyone familiar with the balcony release can only assume that the fluffies are not noxious vapours, but more closely related to nitrous oxide gas . Evidenced by the giggle fest surrounding his fluffs on the balcony .
As Rabbie Burns would say Where ever you be let your wind blow free

His humour and honesty will be missed .
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Old 20th Apr 2021, 18:31
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So I should hold that one, and if I get another two, I win 1 dollar Canadian?


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Old 20th Apr 2021, 18:37
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Christ, you've got more straps on you than there are at Jeffrey Epstein's place.
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Old 20th Apr 2021, 19:05
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"This rather threatening thing I'm carrying? Don't worry, Sir, it's just a drinking straw with filters so we can drink from any water we encounter. Designed to appeal to the small child in each of us - excepting your Royal Highness, that is."
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Old 20th Apr 2021, 19:27
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I'm glad to see we're keeping the Commonwealth on a short leash.
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Old 20th Apr 2021, 19:41
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Another soldier fails the test of standing to attention no matter what.
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Old 20th Apr 2021, 20:52
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Let me get this clear,.. you were guarding a minor American actress, and then felt an extreme stabbing pain between your shoulder blades that you cannot remove? I know exactly what you mean!
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Old 20th Apr 2021, 21:42
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The hat, ohhh it muffles the farts, it’s an age thing don’t you know.
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Old 21st Apr 2021, 05:39
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Well no Sir, that's hidden our Black Lives Matter badge

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Old 21st Apr 2021, 18:16
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The hat sir? Well I cannot tell a lie, I was in such a hurry to be on parade I picked up my fly fishing cap instead of my hard hat
Ah Fly Fishing, by J R Hartley, and you have a copy? please can you hold it for me....
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Old 21st Apr 2021, 18:18
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Trooper behind . It was my turn to speak with the VVIP. But I forgot my cap and did not black up....what a mistake a to a maka
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Old 21st Apr 2021, 18:22
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Well Sir, it's so that everyone can tell we are Canadian Armed Forces, in case we go where they don't speak English..
You speak English, well i'll be dammed. Liz the locals speak our language. Damm fuzzy wuzzys.
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Old 21st Apr 2021, 18:26
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..and in the far North you wear this camouflage as the ice caps melting so much? Ah ice, another G&T please Mr Treadeau. ...
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Old 21st Apr 2021, 20:14
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Canadian, oh I see. You know I thought you had a funny accent for an Australian.
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Old 21st Apr 2021, 20:39
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Oh thank God, you speak English... I was worried you might be one of those ghastly foreign types.
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Ah you have a Dry wit?, think i'll have a Scotch with ice.
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 01:58
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"So, your wife washed the hat, scarf and badge with something blue, eh? My wife did the same with this jacket, used to be white, you know. But the silly old duffer is 95..."
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 03:44
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Canadian huh, do you know Eskimo Nell? We visited Vancouver when I was still in the Navy and by the time we left they had nicknamed her HMS Ark Royal on account of the number Of seamen that had served on board her, what....
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 03:53
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Canadian, ahh my late mother in laws favourite tipple, well that and the half pint of gin she would dilute the stuff with.
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 06:45
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'Royal ' Voice off to the left...
" Oh do come on Philip, I have a Hospital to open, some flowers to collect, and back to Britannina in time to bath Andrew. , Do stop playing with your toy soldiers "
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