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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Jul 2022, 10:31
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 10:37
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Br-easyJet !
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 10:47
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In a desparate attempt to alert the cabin crew of the missing roof panel ....all passengers tried pusing the call button....
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 10:48
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 10:53
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Oh Sorry Captain, just realised I forgot to do the walk round !

Don't worry....we were only parked at Liverpool for less than an hour....
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British Scareways......

(These puns could go on for a while!)
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 10:56
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Ryanair cuts cabin costs.
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 11:23
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Shiverjet.
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 12:32
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To celebrate world chocolate day Silverjet have just launched their new "Cadbury Au Lait".
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 12:43
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 12:45
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It's our new Open-Airbus...
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 14:31
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If you wanted a closed cabin you should have booked Goldair.
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 14:34
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Letting 100 pax open their own complementary champagne bottles at once had unforeseen consequences.
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 14:35
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Don't worry they'll be dead quiet when we reach cruising altitude.
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 14:45
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Not a caption: Treadders one of us needs new specs.

The female execs in bed rows 5 to 7 began to wish their company enforced a glass ceiling.
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 15:02
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Who knew the coronavirus attacked fuselage crowns?

At least the extra ventilation should help with airborne spread.
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 15:48
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Kick the tyres, light the fires, pop the top!

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Old 8th Jul 2022, 18:27
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Not a caption: Treadders one of us needs new specs.
I can see clearly now my laptop's on!
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 18:58
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Open-top skies policy.
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