PPRuNe Forums

Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk III

Register
FAQ
Calendar
Wikiposts
Today's Posts
Search
Vendor Directory
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk III

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 25th Jun 2022, 11:32
  #11281 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,540
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 17 Posts
Nice one 622. I'm guessing quite a few of us had a good chuckle at that one.
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 25th Jun 2022, 20:37
  #11282 (permalink)  
622
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 55
Posts: 1,574
Received 18 Likes on 14 Posts
Thanks all,

..If you can't be clever be funny....that's my motto!

Anyway, lets move on to this:
622 is offline  
Old 25th Jun 2022, 20:52
  #11283 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,632
Received 299 Likes on 167 Posts
What are we doing here?

No idea, apparently it's something to do with the Sandys' Review...
treadigraph is online now  
Old 25th Jun 2022, 21:26
  #11284 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2022
Location: At altitude surviving on bleed air.
Posts: 911
Received 31 Likes on 14 Posts
I'm Brian. I'm Brian too and so is he down there.
Confusious is offline  
Old 25th Jun 2022, 21:29
  #11285 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,632
Received 299 Likes on 167 Posts
Right, that's the JRSLA sorted out, now, messing facilities... is there a Wetherspoons nearby?
treadigraph is online now  
Old 25th Jun 2022, 21:30
  #11286 (permalink)  
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,015
Received 54 Likes on 28 Posts
You're fired!
Hydromet is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 00:02
  #11287 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 4,382
Received 213 Likes on 97 Posts
In keeping with the Japanese Shoebox hotels, the new sleeping quarters even catered for the Pointy-Heads.
Ascend Charlie is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 01:17
  #11288 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 2,099
Received 30 Likes on 24 Posts
WTF, Hoskins?

Isn’t this what you wanted, Admiral? I was specifically ordered to put dummies in the empty tubes before you came aboard.
Chu Chu is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 01:27
  #11289 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canada
Age: 63
Posts: 5,209
Received 134 Likes on 61 Posts
I knew Putin's signing bonus was too good to be true !
Big Pistons Forever is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 01:28
  #11290 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canada
Age: 63
Posts: 5,209
Received 134 Likes on 61 Posts
Russian Navy sailors take fragging to a whole new level.
Big Pistons Forever is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 01:30
  #11291 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canada
Age: 63
Posts: 5,209
Received 134 Likes on 61 Posts
I thought MLRS stood for Multiple Launch Rocket System not Military Losers Reassignment System !
Big Pistons Forever is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 01:32
  #11292 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canada
Age: 63
Posts: 5,209
Received 134 Likes on 61 Posts
You know ship board bunk space is tight when......
Big Pistons Forever is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 01:34
  #11293 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canada
Age: 63
Posts: 5,209
Received 134 Likes on 61 Posts
Trust me you don't want to get an "unsatisfactory" on your Russian Naval Fitrep....
Big Pistons Forever is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 05:54
  #11294 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,563
Likes: 0
Received 45 Likes on 30 Posts
Rocket Apes?
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 06:39
  #11295 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
After 10 pints of lager the additional thrust when lit achieved M3 +
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 06:42
  #11296 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Bae Systems manager....Oh for £100m you want mmissiles with that..? ?
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 06:43
  #11297 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Moskva Captain relies on point defence. ..so men all Point at the incomming. .
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 07:21
  #11298 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2022
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 21
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
And the good news is- you have all been reclassified as Aviators.
Woodsy2417 is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 07:42
  #11299 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,632
Received 299 Likes on 167 Posts
Sid... why do they give us baked beans for every meal?
treadigraph is online now  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 09:28
  #11300 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,574
Received 422 Likes on 222 Posts
Isn’t this going to be dangerous? Why can’t we have helmets?

Because you’re dum-dum bullets, not armour piercing.
ShyTorque is offline  



Advanced Search

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.