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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 18:51
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If they weren't upside down when they hit the bottom they probably could have gotten away with it.....
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 18:57
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What happened ?

The sailor on the planes was listening to this song......

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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 18:59
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I know you are supposed to name the vessel with a warrior like name to send terror into the heart of the enemy? but HMS Nigel? ? That explains why it's a bit bent.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 19:38
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If Aeroflot operated submarines … (other airlines also exist)
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 19:48
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 20:46
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All that, and we still can't lift the piano out.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 21:06
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i told you, curry for dinner and farting in a confined space do not mix.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 21:08
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Ok Son, now you have the charging lead plugged in. take the cable. swim ashore, and find a 3 pin plug to plug it in.



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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 21:10
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I've read the specs and BAe only guarantee the crush depth to plus 30 ft.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 21:11
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Ok write it up. humped by a humpback.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 21:13
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Worst case of tinworm I ever did see.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 21:49
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Cap'n Crunch's promotion to Rear Admiral was placed on indeterminate hold.

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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 23:45
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Supply Officer talking to his P.O.

“That’s weird, some submarine just ordered 3 cases of duct tape and some paint which has to be delivered before tomorrow morning “
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 23:49
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So that’s how the skipper got the handle “Jimmy Buffett”
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 02:31
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Not sure what happened sir. We got back from liberty and it we found it like this. There wasn't even a note left on the windscreen!
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 07:18
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Perhaps we should not have specified NO HALO for our new Sub to save on costs

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Old 4th Jul 2022, 07:19
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Mr Pincher perhaps you should not have groped the Planes man while we were at Periscope depth
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 07:24
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No Hoskins, this is not what is meant by trim the boat.
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 07:25
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Lt Cdr Al Pollock realised he should have checked the tide tables more carefully before attempting a tribute to his namesake.
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 07:44
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Things you don't expect to hear on a Submarine...Say again QNH
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