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Fred Olsen Cruises … the formative years.
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Able Seaman Frazer muttered to himself … “A fine strong pair of thighs … aah”
"and here is our Pom-Pom crew conducting training..."
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I don't understand, I tried to be tactful, but when I told the doc a few of us needed our cough, cough...breeches swabbing out, he sent us up here.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Bridge to Scotty, your place is in the engine room man, not fiddling with the guns...
Ah pish, ye Sassenach b'stard, ah tell ye, the redhead, she CAN take it and all night too...
Ah pish, ye Sassenach b'stard, ah tell ye, the redhead, she CAN take it and all night too...
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On a blanket on the deck, and the Army would call straw luxury, we should have joined the Airforce, at least we'd be doing it in a nice hotel room.
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Prepare to repel boarders girls..
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So he told me he fancied a good shag, how was I to know, he didn't appreciate the rolling tobbaco I got him from the Naafi Shop. He then asked me for a ham shank, but the cook I asked told me he couldn't give me one of those as they were rationed.
Men, I'll never understand them, anyway girls, do you know where I can get a muff, he says he wants to get his hands on mine, but I haven't got one and the Naafi store tells me they will have to order one in.'
Men, I'll never understand them, anyway girls, do you know where I can get a muff, he says he wants to get his hands on mine, but I haven't got one and the Naafi store tells me they will have to order one in.'
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I just don't get these sailors, so I asked him if he fancied a date tonight and he said no, he can't, as he was first in the queue for the barrel?, whatever that is.
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Once you get these suction pumps running I will get the first girl to position herself on the other end.
The eunuch test was successfully concluded.
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In military vernacular, it's known as a cluster-f**k
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I was in a totally spin, I tell you girls, having a shag in a hammock is not for the faint hearted.