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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 4th Jul 2022, 07:45
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USS Independence gets a hostile reception on a good will visit to North Korea
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Perhaps calling her HMS Boris Johnson* was a mistake, despite advisors on board it kept crashing into stationary objects.
* insert the name of your owncountry's incompetent leader
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In Gibraltar the Air Force forgot to tell the Navy the Runway had been extended....ahead of schedule
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 07:50
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Perhaps calling her HMS Boris Johnson* was a mistake, despite advisors on board it kept crashing into stationary objects.
* insert the name of your owncountry's incompetent leader
..or indeed HMS Starmer in which case it would have sunk without trace.
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I know it's regulations that we have a Pilot to guide us through the Suez Canal but remember I give the orders...
Now Mr Hoskins what was your last vessel you took through? ?
Evergiven sir
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 08:18
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Hoskins, nip down the bank and ask about a bridging loan.
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 08:27
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So, did we pass the sea trials Sir?
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 08:47
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...some weigh anchor dropped his anchor on us...
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This is a very fast sub... so fast we outran our own torpedos!
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 08:51
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It was those women on that destroyer Sir. We drew alongside, Seaman Roblansky made a rather ungentlemanly remark, they gave us a good handbagging. Jeez what do they carry in their handbags?
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We're gonna need a sh*tload of speed tape and black paint.
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 09:36
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 09:47
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See that f****** ships cat....
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 11:24
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OK, who was charging their e-scooter?
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 11:31
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See, this is what happens when you attempt to punch through the ice, but get your bloody poles mixed up.
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 11:31
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Don’t tell me. You found HMAS Melbourne?
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Old 4th Jul 2022, 11:34
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It's alright tossing a line to measure the depth under the keel, but next time it might be an idea the read the bridge heights above us.
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Of course it will still dive, it's the coming back up that's worrying me.
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Nope the ladder still won't reach the deck, bash it into it again.
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Cdr Bloggs lost more than a bet about the gap between the catamaran ferry's hulls.
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