Caption Competition Mk III
Perhaps calling her HMS Boris Johnson* was a mistake, despite advisors on board it kept crashing into stationary objects.
* insert the name of your owncountry's incompetent leader
* insert the name of your owncountry's incompetent leader
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I know it's regulations that we have a Pilot to guide us through the Suez Canal but remember I give the orders...
Now Mr Hoskins what was your last vessel you took through? ?
Evergiven sir
Now Mr Hoskins what was your last vessel you took through? ?
Evergiven sir
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Hoskins, nip down the bank and ask about a bridging loan.
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...some weigh anchor dropped his anchor on us...
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This is a very fast sub... so fast we outran our own 
torpedos!
torpedos!
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It was those women on that destroyer Sir. We drew alongside, Seaman Roblansky made a rather ungentlemanly remark, they gave us a good handbagging. Jeez what do they carry in their handbags?
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We're gonna need a sh*tload of speed tape and black paint.
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OK, who was charging their e-scooter?
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See, this is what happens when you attempt to punch through the ice, but get your bloody poles mixed up.
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It's alright tossing a line to measure the depth under the keel, but next time it might be an idea the read the bridge heights above us.
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Of course it will still dive, it's the coming back up that's worrying me.
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Nope the ladder still won't reach the deck, bash it into it again.
Cdr Bloggs lost more than a bet about the gap between the catamaran ferry's hulls.