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Old 29th Jun 2022, 12:08
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I've never seen so many of the men volunteer to swab the decks before.
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 12:09
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Is he a gunner? Oh yes, but at night he thinks he's a stoker...
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 12:12
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If they're the survivors from that sub we got, i'm applying for the silent service.
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 12:18
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“Oops I’ve just had a negligent discharge….”
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 12:23
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That's NOT what Cock, hook and look means, that's voyerism at its most extreme..
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Ladies! Welcome to the first AA meeting this year...but I think you'll find it's not what you think
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 13:32
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On Virgin Cruises inaugural sailing, it was discovered that there was, in fact, only 3...
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 13:33
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Ammo?
Check!
Mae Wests?
Ample.
Lubricant?
.....tee-hee!
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 14:03
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If Carlsberg supplied the Danish Navy, it would be the best Navy in the World
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 14:05
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Yes Skipper, I can definately see our "navel" assets.
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 14:07
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"The Skipper told me to let you know we are just about to pull up alongside"..
"Great!, I can't wait to get stuck in"
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 14:29
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Mavis, are you quite sure this is the Isle of Wight Ferry?
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 14:30
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What time is it?

"Eight belles"
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 14:33
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I was hoping for some real men aboard, but from what I've seen of those three, the motto of the French Navy would seem to apply...

The motto of the French Navy? What is it?

A l'eau, c'est l'heure...
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 14:48
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"We need music"
" don't worry, the guys said they would turn on their boom boxes"
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 14:53
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"Well...this sure beats Roger the Cabin Boy!"
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 15:36
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'Who invited yanks to our STAAG party?
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Old 29th Jun 2022, 15:37
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'Where's the one who left her top to dry on the barrels?

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Old 29th Jun 2022, 16:20
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Meanwhile on Croydon lakes the rowing boat owner did say he took our safety very seriously
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Iv'e got my sights on the girl on the rail.
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