Caption Competition Mk III
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What's wrong Kath?
The guys gave me some money to get the duty free in while we were here, but now I'm not sure if Vuitton handbags and Chanel perfume is what they were after.
The guys gave me some money to get the duty free in while we were here, but now I'm not sure if Vuitton handbags and Chanel perfume is what they were after.
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
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“Well, one of you definitely left the toilet seat up!”
Well all I remember was going for a few drinks with the girls down the Gallowgate one Friday evening, passing the recruitment office and saying watch this...
all I meant to do was a boozy flash of me t*ts and a5se through the window ..
( for Gallowgate insert your local Students booze street ..this one's in Newcastle )
all I meant to do was a boozy flash of me t*ts and a5se through the window ..
( for Gallowgate insert your local Students booze street ..this one's in Newcastle )
Gnome de PPRuNe
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The belles of hell go whoppa whoppa whopp...
Evertonian
Remember, make sure the strap-on is tight next time! Now, for Gods sake, get it off the door & unhook it from the Rotor before the CO sees it!
Brenda, I know you have issues but putting on a Pilots uniform does NOT make you a Pilot, now get back to your day job as a Brain Surgeon...
( bet you thought I was gonna tag line it as Get back to the Kitchen. 😁.)
( bet you thought I was gonna tag line it as Get back to the Kitchen. 😁.)
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Sighh, it's that time of the month again..... I have to bring my logbook up to date 
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What could possibly go wrong...I asked Santa for a big chopper with a large girth and I found this in my "Stocking"
Right - which of you is a biological woman, who identifies as woman without a womb, who is the lesbian, who is non-binary and who can't make their mind up today?
Right, we've had our photo taken sitting in all the crew positions. We just have to wait on this side out of sight until the man turns up to fly us out.
"...so I told him 'A helicopter needs a male pilot like a fish needs a cyclic'."