Caption Competition Mk III
Captain...Has anyone seen my 6 cup Thermos flask? You know the one with the side handle for added grip??
XO. ..No sorry but I believe " Hot Lips " wanted to borrow it, somthing about its the right shape that the girls want to experiment with.
next day
XO... Captain Sonar reported Overnight the ship was making loud sqeeking and moaning sounds....better get engineering to check for any loose ball bearings..
XO. ..No sorry but I believe " Hot Lips " wanted to borrow it, somthing about its the right shape that the girls want to experiment with.
next day
XO... Captain Sonar reported Overnight the ship was making loud sqeeking and moaning sounds....better get engineering to check for any loose ball bearings..
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Great news girls... Captain Hawkeye Pierce has missed the boat!
We'll have to play with Radar instead....
We'll have to play with Radar instead....
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I wanted racks, as in racks to put the ammunition in, not bloody WRAC's, what the hell am i supposed to do with thes........ Oh hang on, belay that complaint..
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Is it friday? I can smell fish cooking.
I'm confused Doris, they said head on down to the twin mounting, but there's three of them.
...and finally after a very late lunch involving Tennents Special Brew ...
The Babestation ladies get in some R n R before the Captains retirement party.
I hope the cake has been delivered by chopper..
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The Babestation ladies get in some R n R before the Captains retirement party.
I hope the cake has been delivered by chopper..
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Are you sure this is the barbecue?
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Roger told me he is a human cannonball but I can't see how they'll get him down those barrels...
Daphne dear, Roger is a human cannibal... he likes to eat... you know...
Daphne dear, Roger is a human cannibal... he likes to eat... you know...
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I’m telling you, I stuffed the beers in here yesterday, just before that raid.
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As the ship moored of Bikini Atoll, Mildred commented that skimpier swim suits would be a great idea to get a better tan from the instant sunshine.