Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk III

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Aug 2022, 17:37
  #12481 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Now now children please confine your spat to the school playground. ..Well done Morton
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 18:00
  #12482 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Scotland
Age: 74
Posts: 125
Likes: 0
Received 3 Likes on 2 Posts

Thank Nutloose, here is my offering
morton is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 18:04
  #12483 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,758
Received 127 Likes on 56 Posts
"Sorry, Sir ... it was Hoskins, of course"
MPN11 is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 18:11
  #12484 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,758
Received 127 Likes on 56 Posts
Not a Caption ... and eventually ...



MPN11 is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 18:12
  #12485 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,497
Likes: 0
Received 38 Likes on 25 Posts
OK..Who forgot the pine poles?
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 18:13
  #12486 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,758
Received 127 Likes on 56 Posts
Originally Posted by Wensleydale
OK..Who forgot the pine poles?
"Bearer ... Jali Jali"
MPN11 is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 18:21
  #12487 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 31,993
Received 2,372 Likes on 993 Posts
I don’t understand, I thought he was a blanket stacker.

He is, but when he brings a lady back he tells them he'’s a pilot and "oh that, I often park my kite on the lawn", he swears it works.



..

Last edited by NutLoose; 16th Aug 2022 at 14:13.
NutLoose is online now  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 18:25
  #12488 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 31,993
Received 2,372 Likes on 993 Posts
With the Butts being out of use, are you sure the AOC won’t mind us using his house to synchronise the guns? It will make a bit of a mess.
NutLoose is online now  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 19:13
  #12489 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,419
Received 177 Likes on 110 Posts
It's Leslie Howard's house sir. We are going to give him "Spits fire"...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 19:33
  #12490 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,506
Likes: 0
Received 20 Likes on 11 Posts
Hang on a minute chaps, we'll need some WRAF's to sit on the tailplane before we can move off.
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 19:37
  #12491 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,506
Likes: 0
Received 20 Likes on 11 Posts
And as you can clearly see from MPN11's pics, they'll install an electric fence to stop it wandering off.
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 19:38
  #12492 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,419
Received 177 Likes on 110 Posts
You should see where the other Focke ended up...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 19:38
  #12493 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Grid ref confused
Age: 63
Posts: 782
Received 8 Likes on 5 Posts
Quick, turn it into a Gate-Guard and the AOC will never realise we crashed it!
cynicalint is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 19:52
  #12494 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,758
Received 127 Likes on 56 Posts
“It’s stuck … where’s Nutloose?”
MPN11 is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 19:55
  #12495 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
How does it take off sir? ?
Simples stand it on its tail and run up to Mil Power...
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 20:00
  #12496 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Well did not think the planning permission at Coningsby would come through so swiftly
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 20:02
  #12497 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Captain Eric Brown sometimes forgot exactly where he left every plane he flew.
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 20:09
  #12498 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,758
Received 127 Likes on 56 Posts
Illegal parking at RAF Changi was never tolerated.
MPN11 is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 20:15
  #12499 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,758
Received 127 Likes on 56 Posts
“Stop, chaps … they want it outside No. 31, not No. 33.”
MPN11 is offline  
Old 15th Aug 2022, 20:32
  #12500 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 2,002
Received 27 Likes on 21 Posts
Hoskins, when I said we needed to add a wing to the building. . .
Chu Chu is online now  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.