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Old 2nd Jul 2022, 18:28
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
Goodness me, Letitia, your baked bean and brussels sprout diet may be doing you good but it's a nightmare for the rest of us!
Yes, Doris, but it does keep the flies away.
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Old 2nd Jul 2022, 18:46
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Time for the girls to change out of muffti and back into uniform, so here is the winning entry:


Originally Posted by 622
What time is it?

"Eight belles"
Well done 622. The CST will arrive by picket boat within the next three weeks.
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Old 2nd Jul 2022, 20:39
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Thank you Wensleydale,

But I think I have had my fair share of success over the last couple of weeks….so I declare Open house for the first one who can get a picture in!
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Old 2nd Jul 2022, 21:44
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Originally Posted by 622
Thank you Wensleydale,

But I think I have had my fair share of success over the last couple of weeks….so I declare Open house for the first one who can get a picture in!
622, that's very kind of you. So that it's not a free for all and that a newbie like me doesn't jump in, how about Wenseydale choosing his next favourite as the winner?
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 01:41
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Confusious jump in, you will often find those of us that have won several often call open house specifically for those with no or low wins to get a chance.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 02:02
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Too slow. Here's a quickie
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 04:45
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"... yeah, but you should see the other guy..."
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 05:07
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When the skipper said "Hold my beer and watch this" I knew something would go wrong.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 07:54
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Excuse me... is Flying Officer Hoskins with your squadron? I'd like a word with him about his round outs...
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 09:38
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It showed Hoskins was a transgender;
He had sunk his career in the Navy before he crossed to the Air Force.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 09:56
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Roger was not feeling quite so Jolly after surfacing under the Admiral's barge.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 10:22
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I shouted the warning “bridge” and the bridge replied “ pass your message” And that was when we hit the damned bridge with the bridge.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 10:25
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"It's called the Fin."

"Well, it's F-in buggered."
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 10:31
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It's just occurred to me... anyone seen the Captain?
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 10:40
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This must be the last of Finland’s submarines.

Finland does not have any submarines.

Correct this one is Finish’d.
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 11:22
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Sorry Skip but the Ice Depth Gauge was set to centimeters not meters...
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 11:24
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Think the cammo design was just too good ...
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 11:28
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Crewman second right holding the knotted rope. ..
Sorry Sir but the Captain needs to have a ready made skapegoat before the inquiry ... so just sign the confession and i'll pull you back up from the keel..
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 11:34
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Sorry sir, I spent the afternoon in a micro brewery in Walthamstow - I forgot to check if Tower Bridge was open...
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Old 3rd Jul 2022, 11:34
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Well there I was with the Cruiser filling my periscope and I had a perfect fireing silution then I thought I saw 8 Girls in Bikinis sunbathing. I knew no one would belive me so I got a bit closer and closer....till I ..poops

(damm Treadigraph beet me too it...)
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