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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Sep 2022, 17:24
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Wait until he gets down the booklet to the add ones, he won't be laughing then when he see's the excess baggage charge for his damned golf clubs and cart.
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 17:25
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
God, I thought these obnoxious loud mouths only flew RyanAir
Not a Caption BA is full of them, Nutty, especially in the posh seats up front that we use!
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 17:34
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Every time I press this button, he does that!
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 03:39
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Premature reclination again honey?
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 08:28
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 08:32
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I don't see what's so funny. When the Captain turned down your request to visit the flight deck, all I said was that I wasn't surprised as I wouldn't want you in my cockpit...
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 11:59
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Darling, don't you thinks your taking this a bit far, from your days as a F-16 Pilot / Gemini Astronaut ??
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 12:07
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Lady behind laughing at the state of his obvious 'Barnet ' ...Anyone smell fish? She said. The man's travelling companion tried to stiffle her obvious embarrasment
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 12:14
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Doris realised, eventually, that Brown Cordoury was soo last year.
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 13:37
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I love flying Aloha to Hawaii! It's like I can already see the Blue sky....wait.....
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 14:11
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Satisfied as only a woman can be, I raise my fingers to my nose, that sweet scent only a woman knows drifts seductively across my nostrils .... Oh My Gawd!!!, he's off again..
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 14:15
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Hmm.. plastic strips that slide though an end loop and lock in place.... what a fascinating idea, I will call them tywraps and sell them to airlines to restrain rowdy passengers, I will make my fortune.
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 14:18
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"Your tea's getting cold dear"... thinks, I would hate to waste the double dose of Bromide Iv'e put in it....
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 14:21
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Nutty, in his dreams prepares yet ANOTHER acceptance speach
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Dreams of building an entire fleet of identical aircraft and passengers, for what diabolical reason has still to be determined



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Old 21st Sep 2022, 14:26
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NASA did say we might experience strange sensations and feelings as we approach the speed of light ... or ....Croydon...
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 14:30
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Doris did worry about her friend Dorothy when she returned from ' that ' clinic in Switzerland
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Mavis did wonder if her husband had got the wrong end of the stick, when the three burly police officers with a passenger manifest boarded the aircraft at Gatwick following the mid air rumpus and shouted down the cabin, "Jack off. "
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 15:29
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Mavis always thought her husband was a creepy crawley type of person, but having been sprayed with insect killer on their Quantas flight, her suspicions were confirmed.
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