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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th May 2022, 20:19
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A SPAM built aircraft?
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Old 8th May 2022, 22:44
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When you peel the skin back, all pilots become the same colour!
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Old 9th May 2022, 00:25
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Hoskins takes "Remove before flight" a little too literally.
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Old 9th May 2022, 07:16
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Told you not to pop that balloon behind the ' Mouse Catcher Airborne System '
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Old 9th May 2022, 11:25
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Bad day: You find wasps in the pitot tube.

Really bad day: A woodpecker finds them first.
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Old 9th May 2022, 13:38
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Keep 'em coming - ETJ Wednesday.


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Old 9th May 2022, 13:43
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"Hoskins, next time I say 'give it a gentle tap and see if you can get it working' ......I mean GENTLE !!!!"
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Old 9th May 2022, 13:44
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Hoskins, when we play golf on the station links, a hole in one means something rather different...
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Old 9th May 2022, 13:48
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Sir, The storeman is happy to write-off the boots.....
...but not the 8 watches, 3 flying suits, 4 Laptops, two microwaves and fridge freezer you 'claim' were lost during the incident!
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Old 9th May 2022, 13:59
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Sgt, just leave the co-pilot there for a bit ....we will get him out later when he finally relaxes his grip on the coaming..
.....and hopefully over time the smell will dissipate to!
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Old 9th May 2022, 14:14
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Good and bad news boss....

Bad news, you're an airframe down for a week or so...
Good News, Flt Lt Hoskins no longer has constipation!
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Old 9th May 2022, 14:25
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Pppwwwwwwaaaaaaarrrrppp....Ahh that's better out than in, damn, I shouldn't of had that extra hot vindaloo last night, I'm telling you, that fart could melt metal.
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Old 9th May 2022, 14:29
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That was a seriously Angry Bird, have you seen the damage, that was a bouncing bomb....





https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Bomb_(T...ry_Birds_Movie)
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Old 9th May 2022, 14:33
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Well Homer, multiple dents and red staining, what do you think?

Arrggggghhhhhh Rasberry Ripple Droooollll....






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Old 9th May 2022, 15:06
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Yes Mr Hunt, for your next movie we have added a couple of extra handholds for you, but don't worry on the final print we can bluescreen them out.
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Old 9th May 2022, 15:08
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Little before scene what damage to the camera ship was done when Goose ejected. The Air Force said it was just a Bird Strike.. so not to have a serious compensation claim from the family
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Old 9th May 2022, 15:10
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No seriously there REALLY was nothing on the clock but the makers name
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Old 9th May 2022, 15:12
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If you think THIS is bad, you should see the other side.
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Old 9th May 2022, 15:16
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Everybody hits a bird now and then...

Yeah, but in their nest?

(Oldie but goodie...)
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Old 9th May 2022, 15:17
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" 409 " what's the significance of " 409 " ??
Well 409th different aircraft damaged by Ft Lt Hoskins...think of it as a tally. However that was at last week, look over there, you'll see " 421 " ..
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