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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th May 2022, 01:05
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Bloggs over did the Curry Eggs and Theakston Old Peculiar again!
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Old 8th May 2022, 02:16
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Can't you read, Hoskins? It says the area within the lines must be smooth and clean.
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Old 8th May 2022, 02:27
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"I told you to blow the DOOR off!"
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Old 8th May 2022, 06:20
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Brian's Advent calendar style chuff chart had reached 410 days to go.
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Old 8th May 2022, 06:23
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Why is there always carrot when you didn't eat any? ?
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Old 8th May 2022, 06:26
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The crew were first alerted to the burd strike by the strange whistling noise on the flight deck, solved when the hostile sat down and crossed her legs.
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Old 8th May 2022, 06:29
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With Hoskins being away on holiday, the Base maintainance crew were short of overtime pay, were glad when Hoskins British cousin popped over the pond...
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Old 8th May 2022, 06:31
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Sully,, told you not to play Chicken with the Geese ...
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Old 8th May 2022, 08:11
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Old 8th May 2022, 08:13
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Hoskins, WingCo would like a word with you about his TV aerial...
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Old 8th May 2022, 08:46
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Dec 24....Well do you want to tell the Children??
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Old 8th May 2022, 10:26
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Caption waiting for picture...
Andytug finally gets back from Brighton wondering where it all went wrong for his team 😊
(not a caption)....I assume you're being ironic, Southport FC won 5-0 on Saturday, there are very few Man U fans round here!
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Old 8th May 2022, 10:27
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"Think you need a little more practice in the sim before we let you practice any more AAR, Hoskins!"
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"...It was a birdstrike, sir!"
"Maybe so, but the bird was on a power pole at the time."
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Old 8th May 2022, 10:55
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Someone's missed the memo about it being "static"...
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"Err, Missy...would you mind asking Mr. Shatner to join us here in the cockpit please?"
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Old 8th May 2022, 11:15
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Honest Sir....I wuz thinking of me kids....was sat there whistling "Pop Goes the Weasel" and the next thing ya know.....something went POP!
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Old 8th May 2022, 11:56
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I knew it was a mistake letting Hoskins put his pigeon loft in the cockpit.
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Old 8th May 2022, 12:00
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ATC... No No Stand 42 C was yours not 42D... That's for A380's

Pilot in Polish English , Please say again

( ps any experts identify the aircraft please?)
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There, I told you the sensor was easy to get too, now about the bet, where is my money..
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