Caption Competition Mk III
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Ok red line no1 pitot U/S and we will carry on with two and three.
The pilot exclaimed to the co-pilot: "Whatever you do, Do Not Press That Bu..."
- Ed
- Ed
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"Cabin Crew, doors to Manual and ... oh, forget that last ..."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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I told you the spring loading in that harness release was too strong...
multiple choice:
a) the Atlas pivots around the Axis
b) a pitot tube measures airspeed along it’s axis
c) the pitot tube was peeled from the Atlas, accidentally
(multiple answers can be right)
a) the Atlas pivots around the Axis
b) a pitot tube measures airspeed along it’s axis
c) the pitot tube was peeled from the Atlas, accidentally
(multiple answers can be right)
So Bob, how "World Class " was your fart ?
"Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words...."
"Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words...."
Maintenance Supervisor
Sargent, I thought you were doing an external skin repair, so how come you have ordered new right hand cockpit seat cushions ?
Sargent, I thought you were doing an external skin repair, so how come you have ordered new right hand cockpit seat cushions ?
One out of three ain't bad !
OH NO !!!, I told you not to let the apprentice near the Sawzall !