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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th May 2022, 12:38
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Looks like an A400M Kilty
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Old 8th May 2022, 12:39
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Ok red line no1 pitot U/S and we will carry on with two and three.
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What was that?
Umm, nothing…..say, what did you think about the Hotel last night?
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Old 8th May 2022, 15:26
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The pilot exclaimed to the co-pilot: "Whatever you do, Do Not Press That Bu..."

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Old 8th May 2022, 16:22
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Thanks Buster I see it now
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Old 8th May 2022, 17:06
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"Cabin Crew, doors to Manual and ... oh, forget that last ..."
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Old 8th May 2022, 17:19
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I told you the spring loading in that harness release was too strong...
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Old 8th May 2022, 17:27
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When doing the Okey Cokey IS what it is all about!
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Old 8th May 2022, 17:53
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And thus were sardine cans invented.
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Old 8th May 2022, 18:27
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash

( ps any experts identify the aircraft please?)
Caption:
This is a Repairbus A400M
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Old 8th May 2022, 18:44
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multiple choice:
a) the Atlas pivots around the Axis
b) a pitot tube measures airspeed along itís axis
c) the pitot tube was peeled from the Atlas, accidentally
(multiple answers can be right)
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Old 8th May 2022, 18:57
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I told you that was not the door handle, I also told you not to pull too hard! Do you never listen?
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Old 8th May 2022, 19:00
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Adding a ring-pull to the access hatch was not such a good idea after all!
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Old 8th May 2022, 19:07
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So Bob, how "World Class " was your fart ?

"Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words...."
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Old 8th May 2022, 19:09
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Maintenance Supervisor

Sargent, I thought you were doing an external skin repair, so how come you have ordered new right hand cockpit seat cushions ?
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Old 8th May 2022, 19:11
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One out of three ain't bad !
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Old 8th May 2022, 19:13
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OH NO !!!, I told you not to let the apprentice near the Sawzall !
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Old 8th May 2022, 19:37
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The frangible pitot tube ensures that IAS never exceeds VNE.
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Old 8th May 2022, 20:16
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I know I said they're packed in like sardines down the back, but we can still use the doors!
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If Airbus did advent calendars...
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