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Old 13th Mar 2022, 12:45
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It's 2122, and Juan Valdez is preparing a delivery from the Andean Archipelago.
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 13:06
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When the water rose, the ford was replaced with a Mercury.
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"Elmer...I told you that if you took your ass fishing one more time...it's over!"
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 13:54
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Now I told you before we left that if you assumed we had ample fuel, it would just make an ass out of u and me...
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What about the quarantine? Don't worry -- mules are sterile.
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Bayliner introduces its newest model: The Hayliner.

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Old 13th Mar 2022, 15:52
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On the Planet of the Donkeys, the gondolas of Venice were slightly different from those on Earth.

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Old 13th Mar 2022, 15:54
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The boat only had a 5HP motor, but it could still haul ass.
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 16:04
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When the RSPCA merged with the RNLI.
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 16:27
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look! it's don quiboatee!
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 16:35
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On Christmas Eve, Harold the Donkey tries to coax more power from his 2 h.p. outboard motor for he doesn't want to be late for the manger scene. In the distance, Mary's faint voice can be heard saying "Where is that jackass?"

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Old 13th Mar 2022, 16:45
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The first US Marine battalion look for a disguise to get them up the Delta....Are you all right back there asked Pfc Hoskins ....Mumble Mumble mumble replied Simmons, eating ass
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Mercedes re read the specs for Formula 1 this season and think they have found a winner
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Putin calls resorts that there was inadequate equipment to support Russian amphibious assaults: "asinine"
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Russian Marine observing boat approaching landing beach

"Is that transport or dinner ?"
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 17:19
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Tell me again how these shark races work?

Well, have you ever seen the rabbit at dog track?
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 19:01
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Originally thought to be a no hopper at Cheltenham, at 10000 to 1. The odds subsequently tumbled when it was announced Barry Geraghty was to the Jockey
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 19:06
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That's not the way to play water-polo!
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SBS latest mission success, taking possession of the Talibans favourite porn star extraction point down the cabool towards the Indus .
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Is the donkey restrained somehow?

No. The contract specifically said "free on board."
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