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Trooper Hoskins barely supresses her laugh when Boris claims he served in the Eton Rifles.
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You look very familiar, what's your mother's name?
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You look very familiar, what's your mother's name?
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I'm an MP PM
Oh really? what party, I haven't seen you around Westminster.
Oh really? what party, I haven't seen you around Westminster.
I'm not only the the Prime Minister for the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland i'm also the Member of Parliament for Uxbridge and South Reislip. ..where ever that is, can you help me find my seat??
"" Its behind you ""
"" Its behind you ""
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You think we should increase the percentage we spend on the military, kick the Ajax into touch and go back to modernising the Warrior with the new turret.
Very good, of course I cannot promise anything until I run it through my most trusted military advisor first, I will speak to Carrie tonight.
Very good, of course I cannot promise anything until I run it through my most trusted military advisor first, I will speak to Carrie tonight.
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Don’t worry girls, you will of course still be mechanised after the cuts, I have arranged a delivery of Boris Bikes.
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The “Member” for Uxbridge lost a few votes by closing one of the RAF’s oldest Stations, and wondered if Some Tanks woukd redress the balance of Power.
I wonder if you can help, sir? We have several vehicles immobilized due to a lack of spares.
What could I possibly do about that?
Well, everyone keeps saying you’ll soon be making tracks.
What could I possibly do about that?
Well, everyone keeps saying you’ll soon be making tracks.
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It’s impossible to say until we evaluate all our options and look at the budgetary constraints, as the leader of the sitting government we always have to be aware of the public purse and strive to get good value for money while maximising potential gains.
For Christ sake PM, do you want sugar in your tea, yes or no?
For Christ sake PM, do you want sugar in your tea, yes or no?
“So you can hit these white round 1 foot practice targets from a 1000 yards?,
You must be feeling like a modern Robin Hood?”
”Yes Sir, if you just trot along here for about a mile or so, we will try continue to fight for the poor people in the country”
You must be feeling like a modern Robin Hood?”
”Yes Sir, if you just trot along here for about a mile or so, we will try continue to fight for the poor people in the country”
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I tell you girls, I managed to walk through the centre of Kyiv in the middle of a war zone and chatted to a few of the locals without anyone trying to kill me, I couldn’t do that in London, they would lynch me.
It's a close run thing.
Kiltrash and Nutloose are mentioned in despatches for throwing a lot of darts at the board.
Dan Gerous is runner up with:
The Winner is Chu Chu with:
Over to you Chu Chu.
Kiltrash and Nutloose are mentioned in despatches for throwing a lot of darts at the board.
Dan Gerous is runner up with:
I'd rather you didn't stand at ease Dear, or the Mail on Sunday will infer something from it.
This is all very nice, but not what one usually means when one says one wants to get tanked.
