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Old 12th May 2022, 03:38
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Boris: "Stroke! Stroke!"
Her: "Boris, I am the cox, I am the one who says that."
Boris: "I know my cox, and I tell you I am having a stroke!"
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Old 12th May 2022, 07:16
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Johnson talking rowlocks, as usual.
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Old 12th May 2022, 09:44
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See, I told you Climate Change was important. We'll have to change the address to 10 Drowning Street...

But Boris, this is the Serpentine!

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Old 12th May 2022, 09:55
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Boris evaluates new Border Farce Immigrant Interceptor (BFFI)
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You misheard me, I didn't say "Row ya Punt"



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Well, you wanted to visit the Moskva
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So Boris, what is it like being a rudderless leader?
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Old 12th May 2022, 10:42
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Well, I'm used to being up the creek .....but no idea what these bits of wood I'm holding are for!
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All this water, all we need now is some whisky to add a splash of it too and possibly some cake.
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I hear you Swedes love a good meat ball or two...
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Old 12th May 2022, 10:48
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Come in No10, your time is up.
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Old 12th May 2022, 11:18
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Excellent idea Liz, get the Blob back to their offices in Whitehall, then flood the place!
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Well if we had given you a life jacket, we would of had problems keel hauling you..
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If Labour had run the Titanic and If the Conservatives had ran the evacuation of Titanic
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Prime Minister we have a splinter group in Sweden that oppose you..
Tell me about it, they're sticking in my arse, you really need to sand these seats down,
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Awesome, Prime Minister!

Oar some? If I oar any more I'll get jolly tired!
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I bet that's the first time the conservatives have pulled together in a long time.
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Thar...he blows.......
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"No Boris, I will not call you Capt. Jack Sparrow!"
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