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Old 9th May 2022, 15:20
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After Rory shanked off the 5th tea he was pleasantly surprised the ball cannoned off a passing aircraft and fell to 5 foot from the hole.
He tapped in for the birdie...
or
He was left with a Dennis Wise... ( you have to be a golfer to follow that one 😁😁
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Old 9th May 2022, 15:56
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The Lead aircraft for the Moscow flypast caused the whole event to be cancelled. Hoskinski was last seen in the capable hands of the GRU.
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"Oh no! They hit the Lavatory"
"...No, they missed"
"Okay...then where's that smell coming from?"
".......um"
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Aw gee....would you look at that....an Irish RAT!

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I got his registration number " DoEno1 "
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Right, that takes care off Ant Man, the Sequel
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Damm sage brush, never before seen at this altitude 😁
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Nutty:

I was taking some time to reflect on the poor bird that made this possible.

In equal third place: Hydromet: Can't you read, Hoskins? It says the area within the lines must be smooth and clean.
and 622: Sir, The storeman is happy to write-off the boots.....
...but not the 8 watches, 3 flying suits, 4 Laptops, two microwaves and fridge freezer you 'claim' were lost during the incident!

In second: Self-loading Bear: This is a Repairbus A400M

However the winner of the CST is....




Chu Chu: Bad day: You find wasps in the pitot tube.

Really bad day: A woodpecker finds them first


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Old 11th May 2022, 22:10
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Thanks, SLXOwft.!

I promised myself I'd never post a foreign politician, but seeing this the day I won CapComp felt like fate. (And anyway, it's two foreign politicians )



Apologies in advance for any obvious references I miss when judging.


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Foreign politicians?
Alien!
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Rowing is just like running the country, going forward while looking backwards
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I don't need a life jacket I can walk on water.
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Does Anyone know how to sail the ship of state?
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Pas de la Rhone que nous!
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And this is how most single men try to immigrate into the UK!
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Old 11th May 2022, 23:30
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Well it's better than the barbed wire canoe I'm usually in when I'm paddling up that other well-known creek.
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See there....proved to them I do not have just one Oar in the water!

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I don't care if people think it's a stupid idea. We promised to take us further away from Europe & I'm jolly well going to deliver! Now, hook up that rope to the pier! These favorable Atlantic winds won't last forever!
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Do you think the Aussies will get the AUKUS joke when I row into Sydney harbour?
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