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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Aug 2022, 12:54
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At Skegness the Crazy Golf suddenly proved to be the most popular attraction.
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 12:57
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The Captain of Hermes ' lost '4 of his Bird(s)ies while steering a Zig Zag course.
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 13:02
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No as we approach Taiwan the American satellites will report it's the Minsk on its sea trials. Then like in Chicago we press this button and the flight deck rotates to reveal the Fighters ..
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 13:06
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LIV Golf struggles to find courses willing to host their tournament, till the 12mile limit is suggested, especially as the players don't need a local airport to get their private jets to.
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 13:10
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Why are those two ratings hitting each other with their 9-irons?

It's Golf War Syndrome sir.
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 13:13
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This is all well and good but where's the 19th hole?

It's just over there on the USS Shiloh... We use an MH-60 as a taxi...
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 15:01
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The innovative green deck was carbon-neutral and reduced storm water runoff by 80%.
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 15:13
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Wildcat? No, we only operate a Lynx
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 15:48
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Keptin! I see the American Carrier in Periscope!
Okay Vassilli....one Ping only...
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 16:01
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Well no we are expecting a Premier League Football club.....and they all love their golf
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Well no we follow the Royal Yaght Britannina so when Andy fancies playing around we're here and ready..
but don't you know it's retired and parked up in Leith?
Yes well Scotland is the home* of golf.
* no matter what the cousins may say

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Old 8th Aug 2022, 16:41
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...and welcome you join me just as the 2 finalist are on the 18th green, the Captain has just tapped in leaving the Admiral with a tricky 5 footer ( also known as a Denis Wise ) to win the hole, match, tournament and bragging rights....AND THE CAPTAIN HAS CONCEADED IT...
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 17:05
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That's one helluva water hazard, Captain...
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 17:38
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The new Blofeld yachts primary function was cleverly disguised as a floating casino and golf course . The subterfuge might have worked but for the delays in launching due to the ice cream machines in the galley not functioning due to a nasty version of the stuxnet virus that would not let the ice cream machines work past breakfast time . A simple repairman and recently retired RN commander spotted the ships disguise while attempting to fix the chocolate twisty infusion device in the ice cream parlour /armoury .
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 18:58
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At Skegness due to Global Warming the council look for ways to protect the Crazy Golf from sea level rises.
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 18:59
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Yes the SS Downing Street is a bit rudderless these days.
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 19:03
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Having checked the order the Captain discovered the dock workers has not used Battleship Grey paint as requested. Knew we should have not trusted to the cheapest bid...Trotters Painters..of New York, Paris, Peckham.
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 19:06
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Damm good paint job Hoskins, can't see the F35
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 19:09
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I was thinking about how best to reduce the visibility of our fleet and at the same time examining demands by the green-lobby to make the Navy more ecologically sound, when it suddenly occurred to me how to meet both considerations...
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You can "Green Wash" all you want, it's still Nuclear.
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