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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:27
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SNP? Yes, that figures.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:38
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Well that's fecked British Leyland ( Truck ) division when they took on a new Head of Internal Affairs
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:40
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At the opening of Crossrail Elizabeth Line Purple train on the first service the PM was surprised to find a steering wheel.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:42
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You say the Sue Gray report has been delivered to Downing Street? And there's me in Barnard Castle
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:44
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At Beckton Sewage works the new ' sh!t shoveler ' is presented to the press
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:49
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Mythbusters look for a new ' Buster ' .... and it's a short list of one
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:53
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:55
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Hmmm, maybe I should grow my hair longer... I like the tangled tresses look...
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 13:34
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Oh Trucking , I thought she said We was going f
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 13:40
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The modern safety gear makes it very difficult to hide , when you need to hide away from people who may have a different recollection of what you have just said .

If it dresses like a numpty , walks like a numpty , talks like a numpty , it might just be a numpty ,
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Some people will do anything to get away from the missus,

Long distance driving ,Just the perfect job for a man who may be tired of being home every night
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 13:46
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How do I tell him what I usually use that hat for when we cannot stop on the French roads ?
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 14:45
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Not even ( insert your own incompetent local council here ) would give this man a driving job on the refuse trucks ....
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 14:47
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...and back on a lighter note...
When the Autopilot saw who it was teamed up with on the flight to Ukraine, it switched off...
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 14:55
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At the resulting investigation the co pilot indicated the fault for the crash was the automoton following the Sat Nav sending them over the very weak bridge...

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Old 31st Jan 2022, 15:41
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Relax, Boris, he's got tens of thousands of hours on type.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 16:03
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What exactly do you mean by George the autopilot is deflating, you need to reinflate him?.... ahh I see, this reminds me of being a fag back at school...
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 16:26
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I don't suppose you know Two Ton Tess from Teddington? he drives a bakers van..


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Old 31st Jan 2022, 16:29
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I've got a way with getting people to vote for me, watch.... listen to my voice, your eyes are getting heavy....and sleep, sleep.....
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 16:38
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I bet you weren't expecting to see me here today, well frankly I wasn't either, but the buggers ousted me and one has to earn a crust somehow..
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