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Old 26th Jun 2022, 14:15
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As the radar went Us the Captain wanted someone in the highest part of the ship. He bemoaned the MOD decision to do away with the Crows Nest
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Old 26th Jun 2022, 15:15
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Where are the crew?

Oh, they are out to launch...
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Old 26th Jun 2022, 16:22
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The propulsion experts wanted a close, real-time view of the launch sequence rocket efflux.
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Old 26th Jun 2022, 16:30
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The Satellite technical operators wish NASA were not penny pinching on getting the repair team to the James Webb Telescope

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Old 26th Jun 2022, 17:49
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Why the name was changed to Aviator.....
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Old 26th Jun 2022, 17:55
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Hoskins, when I told you to mount heads on the missiles . . .
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Old 26th Jun 2022, 18:01
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Since the Navy is more open to LHBGT,
they come out of the closet at rocket pace.
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Old 26th Jun 2022, 18:21
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No chance of a premature anything.....they are all Duds!
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Old 26th Jun 2022, 21:55
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At least they haven't locked us in like Hoskins and Buggins!
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Old 26th Jun 2022, 21:57
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Russian roulette, with a twist!
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 00:00
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For the last time, none of you are F104’s. Now get down and go see the Doc!
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 00:02
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I said to load the Heat Seekers, not Hide n seek!
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 03:59
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These are Skid missiles. When we fire 'em, they themselves...
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 06:02
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The men were VERY surprised the Officer followed through with the claim he was gonna lead from the front..as he curved out towards the horizon
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These are Skid missiles. When we fire 'em, they themselves...
Or, as the Kiwi's call them, Skud Muscles.
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 06:06
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Don't worry their only Dummies
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 06:09
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In Parkhurst a fresh idea is trialed to reduce overcrowding in Prisons...well it's convenient there are so many decommissioned warships nearby.
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Old 27th Jun 2022, 06:12
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The Prime Minister was surprised at what he got for £150K for his sons playhouse to entertain his school chums.
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Why the worried looks? Have you guys never used You Tube before?
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Weapons of ass destruction.
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