Caption Competition Mk III

[SASless]

The old saying "If it looks good....it will fly good!" proved to be correct.

[Chu Chu]

Hoskin's cunning plan to eliminate induced drag overlooked a small detail.

[fitliker]

Just got to get 88 mph and we will catch the DeLorean

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins attempt to redesign the wheel finally shows promise

[Kiltrash]

Yes Mr Depp, after Ms Heards testimony this is all you have left, oh and please can you hand in the shirt off your back??

[Kiltrash]

Sir Clive's first design for the C5 was roundly derided, so he went off to redesign it to a much better personal transport machine.

[Kiltrash]

No i don't think the Queen will use it during the Platinum Jubbly celebrations

[Kiltrash]

After some troubling substitutions by Mr Guardiola he is made to fly back to Manchester separately by the Board. Perhaps he has lost the trust of the Club??

[Kiltrash]

As temeratures rise due to climate change, Hoskins has to take drastic action to keep engine and pilot cool.

[andytug]

Not a caption - judging approx 1900 UK time or so, depending on my workload

[NutLoose]

I need Red Bull* it will give me wings.....



*Other beverages available and far better tasting.

[ShyTorque]

Pilot's Report: "Suspect engine missing"

Engineer's report: "No evidence of engine missing. Almost everything else IS."

[NutLoose]

It must be a European aircraft because its powered by a Continental.

[Kiltrash]

Onlooker amazed asked ...How the hell did you managed to land that successfully? ?
Pilot replies. ..Fortunate design, the fuel is not held in the wings.

[Kiltrash]

Please tell me Pilot, what's the Lotto numbers tonight??

[Kiltrash]

Well the ' Bitch in the box ' said this was the best way home...and who was i to argue with Alexa...

[andytug]

OK Judging time....Honourable mentions to....

Hydromet for - "Well, Hoskins, you seriously exceeded the G limits, but at least you managed to land the bits that were left."

Kiltrash for - Anyone seen Doris? ? My Wing Walker? ?

ShyTorque for the classic - Pilot's Report: "Suspect engine missing" Engineer's report: "No evidence of engine missing. Almost everything else IS."

But the CST this week goes to SLXOwft for the subtle- "Not being ex-RN Brad Hoskins had never previously been confronted with the reality of 'fitted for but not with'."

CST on way in something *with* wings

[Kiltrash]

Caption waiting for picture...
Andytug finally gets back from Brighton wondering where it all went wrong for his team 😊

[NutLoose]

Though he has since realised dog sleigh teams had no place on a Brighton beach.

[SLXOwft]

Apologies for the delay I am now back on frequency.

Andytug you are too kind.


Here is my humble offerinhg,