Caption Competition Mk III
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Perhaps we can disassemble the airframe.
Perhaps...regardless of that, this is gonna take a long time to get him out. He’s really jammed in there!
Perhaps...regardless of that, this is gonna take a long time to get him out. He’s really jammed in there!
Gnome de PPRuNe
Eminent Korean Aircraft Designer: Whatever you do don't press that red button...
LFO: Why not?
EKAD: You'll release this section of the roof and the ejector seat will fire... Wooooosh!
LFO: Ejector seat? You're joking!
EKAD: I never joke about my work, Great Leader...
LFO: Why not?
EKAD: You'll release this section of the roof and the ejector seat will fire... Wooooosh!
LFO: Ejector seat? You're joking!
EKAD: I never joke about my work, Great Leader...
Gnome de PPRuNe
Yeeeeeerrrrrrrrroooooooooowwwwwww, taka taka taka, got you, you imperialist pig dog, yeeeeeeoooooooorooooooooooooooooo, another one in my sights huh, taka taka taka, eat lead western capitalist poodle... Excuse me, is there a toilet in here?
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The Microsoft engineers show Yung Fat Wun how to start his new home simulator, the best in the world, but wish they had armed the ejection seat.
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"General! What's this funny little pink thing in the mirror?"
"Errr... that's your penis, Grorious Reader..."
"Huh! Haven't seen it in years! Clean it for me!"
"Errr... that's your penis, Grorious Reader..."
"Huh! Haven't seen it in years! Clean it for me!"
Yes, I know Glorious leader you were amazing at golf on your first round with no lessons...but it's not a good idea for you to take this up with no experience - it is very dangerous!
...on second thoughts, fill your boots...runway is over there!
...on second thoughts, fill your boots...runway is over there!
Gnome de PPRuNe
How do I make the missiles live? That's my sister's house in the, ah whaddyamacallit, the viewfinder... She's having another baby shower today.
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"How does this avoid ban on leisure air travel?"
"Simple, Great One ... declare war and claim it for work purposes."
"Simple, Great One ... declare war and claim it for work purposes."
Gnome de PPRuNe
Ah, so the weapons systems are "fire and forget" are they? Wouldn't work for me, I believe in "eliminate with extreme prejudice and forget"...
Evertonian
"Why is there a Doily on the head rest?"
"Ahh, Glorious Leader. That is made by the factory worker who assembled this aircraft. It was actually my Grandmother!"
"...okay, I'm outta here."
"Ahh, Glorious Leader. That is made by the factory worker who assembled this aircraft. It was actually my Grandmother!"
"...okay, I'm outta here."
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Shouldn't that oxygen mask be hanging from the roof?
No Great Leader, that is weak minded imperialistic pig dog method. We use Ram Air method.
No Great Leader, that is weak minded imperialistic pig dog method. We use Ram Air method.
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It's all very well buying brand new general, but as soon as you taxi it of the line it loses 20% of it's value. We'll stick with the used Mig 17's
