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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th May 2022, 16:34
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The Owl of the Remove and the pussy cat went to sea in a beautiful varnished boat...
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Old 12th May 2022, 18:34
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Boris used to pull together on the right wing,


Now he is paddling in the middle.

(this is NOT the caption picture!)
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Old 12th May 2022, 18:41
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This one might need some background googling:

Swedish Prime Minister think bubble:

I thought I would have a press event with heavy metal band System of Down.
Now I ended up with a softy from Downing Street, that certainly does NOT rock my boat”
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Old 12th May 2022, 18:48
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OK so it's ONLY going to be one from me as I'm on Mobile Data in France in my campervan. ..up a mountain ... trying to speak English local dialect LOUDLY. ..

" So if you take out £1m life insurance, jump overboard, Fake your death , Grow a beard and.live in Panama all your problems will just go away? " ... Said Boris to Greta...hmm good idea...
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Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a...what's that rumbling noise?


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Old 12th May 2022, 18:56
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What do you mean? You say I have to snap this single oar in two before I can row the boat?
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Old 12th May 2022, 19:05
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“NO, Boris!! That’s Snake Island over there!!”
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Old 13th May 2022, 03:49
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"....One Ping only Vassili!"
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Old 13th May 2022, 06:48
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And we will all pull together, our <<<<<<<<<< between our knees!
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Old 13th May 2022, 07:27
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Meanwhile, the Grauniad reports of a row brewing in the Cabinet.
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Old 13th May 2022, 07:37
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Are you sure this is Virgin Voyages Boris?
....tee-hee!
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Old 13th May 2022, 08:55
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FFS Boris!! ....the oars only work in the water, now do it properly!
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Old 13th May 2022, 14:28
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I hadn't the heart to tell them we bought it at Ikea and we still have all these screws left over..
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Old 13th May 2022, 14:31
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Don't worry we're sending out Uncle Albert to rescue them.
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Old 13th May 2022, 14:32
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Funny, I always thought the arse end was at the back.
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Old 13th May 2022, 15:51
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No, A straw boater is totally different.
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Old 13th May 2022, 21:16
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The RN celebrates the 40th anniversary of the sinking of the Belgrano.
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Old 13th May 2022, 21:42
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Can I put in a mileage claim for this?
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Old 13th May 2022, 21:43
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Not punt you cloth-eared tripe-muncher , I didn’t say I wanted some Swedish “Punt” and anyway this is a rowing boat , so I will row all I want with whomever I choose to argue or row with .
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