Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

These are for the girls to go ga-ga over. Get the Go Pro on the collar and send them into the shower block.
No you clot the Woman's area.

[c52]

"Hello, Padre."

"Hello, sorry about my appearance - my dog collar got lost in the wash, and my wife said these would do just as well."

[cavuman1]

The Itchy and Scratchy Show....

- Ed

[Hydromet]

Bloggs, when I said "Get yourself to Labrador", I meant fly to Goose Bay!

[Kiltrash]

Well when I walk into the nightclub, all the girls forget about dancing.

[Kiltrash]

Mr Picasso, How much longer am I to stand here holding these puppies up...

[Kiltrash]

Only way these Dashunds are getting up these steps.

[Kiltrash]

Look you retired 5 years ago but you still insist on being called Captain. When you were only a General Dogsbody. Now just take your wife's pet for their daily exercise

[NutLoose]

Well I was sitting on the bog having a hamlet moment and these barstewards stole my bog roll

[treadigraph]

No, no, "hush puppies" is what I said after I mistook them for my carpet slippers.

Ah! Should have gone to Specsavers.

They're not that small...

[Big Pistons Forever]

This new Democrat mandated Army sensitivity training program is really helping me with connect with my inner feelings, it just what an Infantryman needs !

[Wensleydale]

The misprint in the ATO advised the tanker crew to expect two retrievers.

[Buster Hyman]

These are for Prince Charles. Apparently, he’s had a gutful of Corgis.

[Kiltrash]

Well that's the seventeenth time I have dropped them and unlike the cats last week still not landed on their paws. ...
Sarge got a call for you from the RSPCA...

[c52]

Mainwaring: "Now, what's this about, Wilson?"

Wilson: "I think they're rather sweet, sir, don't you? I've trained them to go on parade with us - if I say 'Would you awfully mind falling in now, please, quick as you can' they obey me faultlessly."

[Wensleydale]

Well its better than having a Combat Ready Cat...

[Kiltrash]

Yes of course I'm a dog lover...
Sarge wanna couple of beers???...
erm...

[Kiltrash]

These? They are replacement swabs for the A1M1 barrel, where's the broom handle.

[Kiltrash]

Not allowed to use small children to sweep the chimneys anymore. ....

[622]

Right, going to need my puppies back...so last call - judging tomorrow morning!