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Old 6th Mar 2021, 17:02
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These are for the girls to go ga-ga over. Get the Go Pro on the collar and send them into the shower block.
No you clot the Woman's area.
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Old 6th Mar 2021, 17:19
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"Hello, Padre."

"Hello, sorry about my appearance - my dog collar got lost in the wash, and my wife said these would do just as well."
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Old 6th Mar 2021, 20:55
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The Itchy and Scratchy Show....

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Old 6th Mar 2021, 22:20
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Bloggs, when I said "Get yourself to Labrador", I meant fly to Goose Bay!
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Well when I walk into the nightclub, all the girls forget about dancing.
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Mr Picasso, How much longer am I to stand here holding these puppies up...

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Old 7th Mar 2021, 07:03
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Only way these Dashunds are getting up these steps.
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Old 7th Mar 2021, 13:31
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Look you retired 5 years ago but you still insist on being called Captain. When you were only a General Dogsbody. Now just take your wife's pet for their daily exercise
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Old 7th Mar 2021, 13:46
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Well I was sitting on the bog having a hamlet moment and these barstewards stole my bog roll
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Old 7th Mar 2021, 15:07
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No, no, "hush puppies" is what I said after I mistook them for my carpet slippers.

Ah! Should have gone to Specsavers.

They're not that small...
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This new Democrat mandated Army sensitivity training program is really helping me with connect with my inner feelings, it just what an Infantryman needs !
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The misprint in the ATO advised the tanker crew to expect two retrievers.
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Old 7th Mar 2021, 19:13
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These are for Prince Charles. Apparently, he’s had a gutful of Corgis.
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Old 8th Mar 2021, 08:53
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Well that's the seventeenth time I have dropped them and unlike the cats last week still not landed on their paws. ...
Sarge got a call for you from the RSPCA...
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Old 8th Mar 2021, 09:21
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Mainwaring: "Now, what's this about, Wilson?"

Wilson: "I think they're rather sweet, sir, don't you? I've trained them to go on parade with us - if I say 'Would you awfully mind falling in now, please, quick as you can' they obey me faultlessly."
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Old 8th Mar 2021, 09:23
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Well its better than having a Combat Ready Cat...
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Old 8th Mar 2021, 10:57
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Yes of course I'm a dog lover...
Sarge wanna couple of beers???...
erm...
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Old 8th Mar 2021, 10:59
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These? They are replacement swabs for the A1M1 barrel, where's the broom handle.
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Not allowed to use small children to sweep the chimneys anymore. ....
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Right, going to need my puppies back...so last call - judging tomorrow morning!
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