Caption Competition Mk III
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It's designed to seek out bullsh*tters Sir..
Why is it pointing at me then Cpl?
Why is it pointing at me then Cpl?
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It's the latest in our field deployable kit, you stand in front of the lens, if carries out a facial recognition of you, then prints out and delivers in real time your hotel reservation and voucher.
I’m sure that the final customer will approve!
OK who it for?
Prince Harry!
OK who it for?
Prince Harry!
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It's all about Force Projection Sir, with this puppy we will be able to project digital images of troops onto the battlespace, admittedly we are having some teething problems, one being the screen, but we should get there.
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That looks like a massive laser you installed there, but are you sure it will cook a NAAFI meat and potato pie?
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Didn't the walking deathrays in War of the Worlds only have three legs?
Rome wasn't built in a day Sir.
Rome wasn't built in a day Sir.
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Well I can't be one as I've got a beard and the WO has the BAME angle covered, so one of you two Sirs is going to have to identify as a woman to meet diversity requirments.
It can spot the ASBO on bikes at twenty miles and can cover an entire housing scheme with just one operator and one weapons specialist.
Although the laser designation is powerful enough to knock ‘em off the bikes . Only causes temporary blinding they should be back to normal by next Easter .
Although the laser designation is powerful enough to knock ‘em off the bikes . Only causes temporary blinding they should be back to normal by next Easter .
General Davros carefully explained that once the ' stairs ' issue is sorted this will be the armoured weapon system to ensure their complete domination over the Timelords.....and their little screwdriver.
All very interesting, but could you please hurry up explaining how you managed to squander £495m on a light tower. At my age I need regular toilet brea....oh sh!t...really.. oh sh!t..