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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 28th Jan 2022, 14:49
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Well I did pay extra for " Speedy Exit "
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 15:26
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When one's bladder is bursting and one's empty milk bottle is back at the airport.

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Old 28th Jan 2022, 16:39
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Instructor to Student....'so that's the fanstop exercise over with. If you can get out and swing the prop, we'll head home for tea.'
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 17:25
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This thing's even slower than normal today....did I leave the chock in?
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 18:45
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“… and when leaving the aircraft please ensure you take all your personal possessions with you.”
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 20:50
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Since the FAA approved the use of drones for skydiving, the sport hasn't looked back.
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 22:13
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There were days when Hoskins wished he'd mounted the tank selector in the cockpit.
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Old 28th Jan 2022, 22:15
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I'm not saying the aircraft was underpowered, but there were times when you had to get out and push.
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Old 29th Jan 2022, 09:22
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Don't you think this is a bit extreme? ....I. mean just to avoid the Covid tests and hotel stay at the Airport ??
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Old 29th Jan 2022, 09:35
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Noooo, I won't need a honk bag.


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Old 29th Jan 2022, 10:10
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"Damn ... where did I put that starter handle?"
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Old 29th Jan 2022, 11:19
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Oi! Mate, is this the right way to Prestwick?
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Old 29th Jan 2022, 11:25
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Football transfer window time again....
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Old 30th Jan 2022, 00:07
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Swansea Town fan chants "Let's all do a Sala, let's all do a Sala, na na na naaah, na na na naaah'"
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Old 30th Jan 2022, 06:25
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Well Scotty has promised he has ironed out the wrinkles in Beaming a moving object , mused Captain Kirk, just before the final test. ..
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Old 30th Jan 2022, 11:53
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Reaching back in, Hoskins pulls on the stick and demonstrates an outside loop.
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Old 30th Jan 2022, 11:54
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Shouting Are you OK??
.....well no not really, jumped out 5 minutes ago but my braces are caught on the door handle
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...well no they banned display flights over tbe F1 Grand Prix but they said nothing about Bungee Jumps
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...well no I'm a wing walker but someone stole tbe lower wing
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Old 30th Jan 2022, 13:07
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I'll try and call it this evening around 8pm...
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Old 30th Jan 2022, 13:18
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UK’s Foreign Secretary regrets taking cheap option for overseas trip.
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Old 30th Jan 2022, 14:59
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Oi comeback, your supposed to be flying me to Nebraska
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