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Old 12th Mar 2022, 10:25
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What a absolute sh!t hole they expect us to live in, still could be worst, could be MQ's at Leeming
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Gonna go call the BBC house make over hotline, perhaps they can suggest improvements on a budget
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Old 12th Mar 2022, 10:37
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Old 12th Mar 2022, 11:19
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Whilst everyone's distracted, Nutty sneaks off to find the prettiest Moose...
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Old 12th Mar 2022, 11:39
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"Don't forget the shovel !!!"
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Old 12th Mar 2022, 13:15
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Whilst everyone's distracted, Nutty sneaks off to find the prettiest Moose...
to paraphrase the Camel joke ;
Someone asks through the fumes of a glass of Macallans male or female moose ?
Female of course , nothing queer about our Caruthers


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Old 12th Mar 2022, 16:09
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Commendations for Service on a Keyboard to:

Nutty's
'I see Auras boring Alice again'
Chu Chu's 'I just got text from wife -- she says she's leaving me. I knew it was a mistake telling her I was getting no sleep because of Aurora Borealis.'
Cynicalint My nappy's falling down!

I found it difficult to choose but the winner is 622 with:
"Sarge ...Its cold and boring, I thought you told us we would be really busy all the time...."
"No, I said it would be in tents!"

I am sure Nutloose will forward the CST as soon as a winch is available.

(PM sent to 622)
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Old 12th Mar 2022, 21:21
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Many thanks…..let’s try the above!
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Old 12th Mar 2022, 21:24
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...looking for a piece of ass...
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Old 12th Mar 2022, 21:31
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Stick the rudder in there and 'ass the way to do it!
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French contribution to the naval force besieging Odessa.
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Old 12th Mar 2022, 21:35
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EEaww EEaww Eawlways leaves me on my own!
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Old 12th Mar 2022, 22:02
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So that's how the mules managed to keep up after the canal boats were motorized.
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Old 12th Mar 2022, 22:07
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No, No, Hoskins. I said you could deliver the drugs with a boat or a mule.
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 01:19
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How do you start a donkey engine?
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 01:48
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He said “ Gas Cash or Ass nobody rides for free in this boat or my plane “ Then he fell out the boat when my ass released a small amount of flatulence, not much gas . But he got gas and ass for that trip
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 06:17
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"Hey, Noah! Slow down!"
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 07:23
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I've no idea where the steaming pile of poo came from...
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 07:24
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Having crossed the Channel he claimed assylum
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 07:26
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Thinks...hope that Supertanker knows the rules of the sea...
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Old 13th Mar 2022, 08:54
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Out of fuel? You have use th-eeyores...
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