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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Aug 2022, 11:45
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Even in a helmet and mask my rakish good looks shine through said the disheveled former yokel from #10.

Being that his thick hide met MIL SPEC MIL-G-181188B, he is able to save on nomex flying gloves.

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Old 6th Aug 2022, 13:09
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No no no Mav! It's inverted and the middle finger.
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Old 6th Aug 2022, 13:11
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Isn't the job of the RAF to keep guys named Boris away from positions like that?
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Old 6th Aug 2022, 18:46
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We've gone up tiddly up up.... there's a bloody good bar in the mess at Coningsby!
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Old 6th Aug 2022, 23:32
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"When we land, you're all invited back to a party at No. 10!"
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Old 6th Aug 2022, 23:38
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
"When we land, you're all invited back to a party at No. 10!"
We'll call it a defence strategy meeting. How does that sound chaps?
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 13:52
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Totally forgetting his Ancient Roman gestures, Boris accidentally gives the signal to shoot down Voyager!
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 15:48
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Not a caption but am stuck in Ireland negotiations are taking place to get home so judging will be delayed till tonight UK or Ireland time depending on where we get to. ..
There are worse places to get stranded for 24 hours 😁
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 16:08
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Boris gives the go-ahead for tax relief on haircuts...
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 17:51
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We’re running out of breathing oxygen Boris, I’m just going to switch you over to an empty tank.
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 18:54
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Prime Minister, did you say boom Wee Nic's place or bomb it?
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 20:15
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Boris, do you remember that stall turn you did over Brexit?...
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 20:34
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Receiving confirmation that Kiltrash remains outside Great Britain, Johnson congratulates the Irish Sea blockade force.
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 20:36
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And thanks to Brexit, when you come to replace your flying clobber, the new kit will be "Passport Blue".
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 21:11
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Not a caption, however I think I could have used this for the picture..

Ok everyone I know you are interested in my adventure however all I am legally allowed to say is that " what goes on tour stays on tour "
but I am allowed by SWMBO is to recommend a wedding in the Emerald Isle...

ps Many thanks to Ryanair for being considerate with our delayed travel, and thank God for Travel Insurance,,,
So i'm home now and will judge in a few minutes...
Wait one
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 21:28
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Originally Posted by Confusious
This G-Suit is squeezing my balls.

Yes Boris, that's 2G. We'll now break off and try a loop.
Wins Confusious first prize this round with a runner up of Chu Chu with,,

Receiving confirmation that Kiltrash remains outside Great Britain, Johnson congratulates the Irish Sea blockade force.
Congrats Confusious and PM sent

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Old 7th Aug 2022, 22:01
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Wins Confusious first prize this round with a runner up of Chu Chu with,,

Congrats Confusious and PM sent
Thanks you Kiktrash,

As a newbie a great accolade. I'll give it my best shot soonest.

C
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Old 7th Aug 2022, 22:19
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Here we go all,

Enjoy this one to start the new week.

C.

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Old 7th Aug 2022, 22:23
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The Admiral is now having to explain "Tail Slice"...
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The USS Trump starts its maiden voyage.
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