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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Dec 2021, 03:13
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Now we know what is meant by Show me your War Face

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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 06:54
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In the Gorbals, the Ration queue stewards get in additional training when it's reported ' Santas comming to town '

* notice I did not say Croydon 😊
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 07:01
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But why are we arming the women? Don't they have enough to do?. Homemaking, child rearing / education, machine Spitfire parts, Land army, chauffeur, shop worker etc
well sir you do know they say they can multitask
​​​​​, so just adding one other, whereas men only need to concentrate on one thing at a time..
( can you guess what that is children? )
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 07:02
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Not even Carlsberg could make makeup strong enough ...
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 10:17
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I'm advance of the Spurs Chelsea Semi Final the stewards get additional paramilitary training....
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 10:58
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The BBC begins its recruitment process to replace Laura Kuenssberg.
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 12:11
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It's a well know fact that all Germans are crazy about Macbeth, so we took the precaution of having your rifles cut in Birnam Wood.
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 12:56
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I'll call this one around 8.30 this evening... keep 'em coming!
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 14:14
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Blackout check
Gas masks check
Beer Goggles check
Carbolic soap check
We are good to go , baby
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 14:15
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As any northern pilot will tell you ; five twos is a ten !
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 14:43
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And if the gun doesn’t work shake the snakes out of your perms.
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 14:53
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Ahh a bevvy of beauties, Lee Enfield Mk 5’s if I’m not mistaken..
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 15:32
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What's all the rush??
Well. Sergeant doesn't want a ugly one, ...
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 15:36
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If you think this is terrifying, wait till you see the final big bad boy as the end of the Level of Call of Duty

[Other video games are available, although to be fair the last I played was Sonic many years ago, }
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 15:43
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Video games and Porn I do not think I have ever got to the end of either . Did the plumber get the sink fixed ?
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 15:49
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.. and Finally

The Daily Telegraph war correspondent reports from the front line that " As the sound of gunfire ceased the rumour spread that the Germans had surrendered and the ladies could go back to their day job.
All weapons are to be returned to storage Sergeant
24/12/1914

Merry Christmas one and all.. especially to those in Uniform.
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 17:00
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Ah, the days of wooden guns and iron maidens.
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 17:17
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"Hello, Mum!"
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 18:13
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Not exactly a shotgun wedding, but some of Sergeant Bloggs' old flames did want to meet him again, armed.
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 20:37
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Sorry, bit late, got waylaid by a fluid situation... ahem.

OK the winner is, first out of the starting blocks: Shytorque with:
They don't like it up 'em you know!

"Well sergeant, we DO!"
Reserve winner is Nutloose:

We’re going to drop you behind the enemy lines with these wooden guns to cause mayhem and mischief and taking a nod to history we are going to call it Operation Wooden Whores.
Over to one of you two to provide a turkey at which we can chuck our sprouts during the festivities...

Lots of great suggestions as ever - thanks!

Mine might have been: "Sarge, we've all aged 20 years doing this drill". "Aye, and if we have ta age another 20 years, we'll be here till ye all GET IT RIGHT!"
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