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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 26th Dec 2021, 19:05
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Dear Santa

It has been reported that you were observed airside without a high viz vest. After investigating the case I have determined that the report has been verified. As a result you are now permanently banned from the grounds of the Lower Gumboot Upon Mersey air statIon.

Signed

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Old 26th Dec 2021, 20:21
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I have a hard clog, and I'm not afraid to use it! Open the sack!
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Old 27th Dec 2021, 06:55
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With regret sonny I am being made redundant after this year so Suck Off the lot of you !!
Ps I'm only a marketing toy to shift total c​​rap tat from China, Make tbe Banks even richer, get you to be nice to your parents and eat your Sprouts....
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Old 28th Dec 2021, 06:32
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Move it Santa we know your not real, your soo last year. Were waiting for the Easter Bunny
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Old 28th Dec 2021, 12:32
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”Dear Santa, what I really want is for Nutloose to judge, so I can go and play with the girls.”
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Old 28th Dec 2021, 12:37
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It's a message from Nutloose at XXX Corps. They're encountering unexpected resistance, but will be here soon. They promise.
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Old 28th Dec 2021, 14:37
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Apologies for my tardiness, I totally blame alcohol…. Will read through the entries and award presently.
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Old 28th Dec 2021, 14:50
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Ok scores on the doors

and totally so wrong it’s funny..

Kiltrash with

and finally
Not so little Tom at the back eyes up Agnes tight arse hopeing no one else notices

Buster with


"An Epstein Business card? That doesn't sound very Christmassy..."

shytorque with

Well, Hans, here is a present for sticking your finger in the dyke. She says thank you very much and Merry Christmas..

but I’m going to award it to Buster, 2nd Kiltrash and finally 3rd goes to Shy.. over to Buster.


I was thinking along the terms of “sorry Hans, we haven’t any fire crackers left, but here’s a clip of .303, throw them in the bonfire for the same effect”

or

”.303? I wanted a belt of 20mm




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Old 28th Dec 2021, 23:12
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Just a heads up, I’ve sent him a pm, but he’s probably strapped across and still stuffing the Turkey.
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Old 29th Dec 2021, 07:08
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Thought he would be with us, I mean not like he has the Cricket to gloat over, or perhaps commiserate 😁
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Old 29th Dec 2021, 14:05
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Caption waiting for Picture

At this tme of Peace and Goodwill to all, Nutty awards the Coffman Starter Trophy to Buster..
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Old 29th Dec 2021, 14:38
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A man barely registering on the human gene pool.
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Old 29th Dec 2021, 16:07
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
A man barely registering on the human gene pool.
My English may be up for improvement but wasn’t that a Gnome?
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Old 30th Dec 2021, 07:01
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All joking aside starting to get a tad concerned for Buster hope it's just a technical issue
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Old 30th Dec 2021, 09:21
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Maybe he’s gone walkabout…. I must admit he is normally punctual. Have sent another PM. Hope he is ok.
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Old 30th Dec 2021, 09:36
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Originally Posted by Self loading bear
My English may be up for improvement but wasn’t that a Gnome?
Sure its not a genome? Anyway, it dwarfs my attempt fairy enough.
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Old 30th Dec 2021, 10:51
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Well here is a freebie photo to discuss till he turns up….

I note the IP at the back doesn’t even get a seat, let alone a bang seat….



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Old 30th Dec 2021, 11:01
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The drive to the bottom of the catenary went without incident but then what had been a ripping wheeze proved to have a flaw - wheelspin.
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Old 30th Dec 2021, 11:12
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Well they did say it was air portable
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Old 30th Dec 2021, 11:13
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I don’t know, the things we get roped into.
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