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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 19th Dec 2021, 16:45
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This is what happens when Nutty signs out the plane.....

ps: This is a screen shot from the Youtube video "Barely Air". It's hilarious

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Old 19th Dec 2021, 17:34
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Christmas quarantine just announced.
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Old 19th Dec 2021, 18:26
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"We've lost 2 test matches straight! Bring those worthless mongrels home!"
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Old 19th Dec 2021, 21:00
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It was a quiet flight, so the Co stuck his Foo Fighters CD on, and they all sang along to "Breakout"
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Old 20th Dec 2021, 00:46
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Apparently, they just were informed that flight crew are no longer exempt from anal COVID tests , bend over and cough .
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Old 20th Dec 2021, 10:44
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Skipper! I need your help. Pull back on the stick!
umm…
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Old 20th Dec 2021, 10:48
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The captain was a firm believer in autoland. The rest of the crew.....not so much.
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Old 20th Dec 2021, 11:21
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The Captain demonstrates that he is Treblecock by name and treblecock by nature...
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Old 20th Dec 2021, 14:18
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Much to Hoskin's disappointment, the grasping of red knobs by Cabin Crew was a privilege only extended to qualified Captains.
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Old 20th Dec 2021, 16:02
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Q: What happens when you have two wg cdrs on the flight deck? .
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Old 20th Dec 2021, 16:59
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Halitosis, guaranteed to knock out the most stubborn of Navigators.
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Old 20th Dec 2021, 21:10
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OK all last orders call this Tuesday afternoon UK Time ...
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 02:09
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Nooo it’s the invisible men…gulp
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 10:01
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Pilot, "Hey guys chill out. This weightlessness thing is cool".
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 16:55
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The test audience for the the PPRuNE Christmas commercial show only 80% approval
Or
Pilot has to seek the manual inflation tube in George. Flight engineer thinks, why never me??
Or
Boris decide this way there can be no way photos of our party can be leaked

Ok everyone I know you will all be panting to know the latest recipient. I will announce this after the break..
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 17:02
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In first looser position we have Fitliker with

Apparently, they just were informed that flight crew are no longer exempt from anal COVID tests , bend over and cough .
However the fine chap winning this round is... Treaders with

Originally Posted by treadigraph
We're diverting to Scotland? Nooooooo...
Hopefully your local parcel delivery company can get the trophy to you soon...
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 17:21
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Blimey, thanks Kiltie!

Try this one for a couple of days (don't think I posted it already ...).


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Old 21st Dec 2021, 17:30
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They don't like it up 'em you know!

"Well sergeant, we DO!"
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 18:38
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Donno about the Germans but these Scousers scare the willy out of me
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 18:40
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Captain Mainwaring puts up additional security guards when Fraser comes to make a withdrawal
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