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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Dec 2021, 18:41
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HMTQ joins the ma'ams army
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 18:42
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The new recruits had quickly mastered what to do with the pup tents up until the moment the poles were handed out.
”the pole is to be put up in the middle, ladies”
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 18:43
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“ye are a wee bit short, but I ken ye have fine … strong … thighs”
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 18:47
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“”Ye need to get your hand higher up, otherwise … well, use your imagination …”
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 18:49
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“I don’t know about the enemy, but they certainly frighten me”
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 19:53
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"Sgt, you touch my tits again and you lose a testicle!"
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 19:59
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Early version of ' Squid ' game does not get past the Pilot show
or Early version of 10 pin bowling would work better with a Ball , Hoskins...
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 19:59
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“Send three and four pence we are going to a dance “ message received and misunderstood . It should have read send reinforcements we are going to advance .


They have not got their dancing kit on or war paint on , so who knows what they are tuptoo , duckie
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 20:03
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Rumble...Rumble. ..Rumble
What do you mean Rumble...Rumble...Rumble??
Well sir it is war games and i'm pretending i'm a Panzer Sir..
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 20:07
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These girls loved the blackouts during the war . They saved a fortune on make up .
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 20:09
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Fed up with leaks from the highest level of Government, The Prime Minister installs fearsome levels of security round 10 Downing Street.
Right ladies, false teeth removal drill and smile...
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 20:11
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Going to need the Mk 4 beer goggles Q , and never mind the Aston , I take the electric milk cart to make a quiet escape in the am .
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 21:02
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Now revealed for the first time: Britain's top secret weapon - The Ugly Brigade. (Except front row 2nd from right....)

- Ed
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Old 21st Dec 2021, 21:29
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When I asked for soldiers in skirts, I was rather hoping for a platoon from a Highland regiment.
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 05:42
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Jeez, you think this is hard, training wummin to Preeesent Arms ..... wait till you see the problem with training the men to change nappies...
Horses for courses
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 05:43
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Far right front gets a real eyeful of Frasers 'package '
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 05:47
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Chipped me nails, wwwaaahhh. and on a date tonight with Sgt Wilson, Gave me these nylons in exchange for ' company ' said Mrs Pike...
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 05:48
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Nicola Sturgeon Gran, middle front in case you need a hint, goes through basic training
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 05:52
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One of the lesser known jobs woman did during tbe war while the men were away at the front
Armed guards for Santas Sleigh with lumps of coal as presents ...valuable commodity, you know, on ration.
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 06:44
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The Dinner ladies at St Hoskins Primary were a fierce bunch.....no one dared resfuse the tapioca!
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