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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Dec 2021, 22:41
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My apologies for my tardiness, work got in the way, i will score it now, that and having to read through war and peace… or was it Kiltrash’s entries, which are probably longer…

Ok the one that even surprised me and I hadn’t noticed until I read it was Ascend Charlie’s entry

"Find the person who put purple dye in the handwash, and send him to the Tower!"

Beamr with

Yes ma'am, you do need to provide a valid Covid pass before we can let you enter the public area of Buckingham palace.

Kiltrash with

Oh what..**** me..Tuesday again...already. ..Oh ok show him in...Arrange for a call in 90 Seconds that I'm needed in the Royal Toilet. ...and DON'T be late


and 622 with

Ahhh, very good...Ones been expecting you...

...One would like a large 99 with extra sprinkles....and two flakes!

but the winner is Ascend Charlie.


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Old 12th Dec 2021, 08:06
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Sorry for the delay, been a huge weekend and I am fresh out of pix.

OPEN HOUSE!
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 10:01
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Hi Nutty and AC. Please can I pop this one up, ,I know its not Military but there is a Aviation element
In honour of the what is probably the main sport event of the day and will call this on Monday evening once any dust settles...



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Old 12th Dec 2021, 10:07
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"... and as they come out of the last corner ... oh, no, Hoskins has forgotten his spectacles again ..."
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 10:16
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Normally, a lift back to the pits involves just the driver on the car…
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 10:17
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…and, some months later, a Formula 3 car is born…
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 10:19
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Max. I think you’ve taken the ‘Red Bull gives you wings’ a little too far.
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 10:19
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Do you need a jump start mate?
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 10:20
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Red Bull doesn't give itself wings, it needs a bunk up...
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 10:20
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No, no, no! Let me explain the drive through penalty again Max…
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 10:26
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Remember Hoskins, its Mirror, Signal. Manoeuvre.
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 10:29
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Max..

Why the **** are they penalising me, Iím only OVERtaking him, and thatís in the rules.
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 11:12
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Duck, Lewis Duck!
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 11:42
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The new F1 synchro pair proved a smash hit at Monza….
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 12:01
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"Verstappen, four greens, finals to land"
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 13:36
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Not the last time MaX ended on top!
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 14:50
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If Air Traffic Control did Formula One........
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 14:51
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When NASCAR drivers try Formula One....

- Ed
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 16:46
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Max giving a whole new meaning for short cutting.
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Old 12th Dec 2021, 18:00
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Who knows what's gonna happen....keep captioning
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