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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Dec 2021, 06:58
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The RAF Volunteer Reserve recruits extra "Aviators".
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 09:20
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And when the Americans enter the war, and they will, they'll be over here, over paid and over sexed. You ladies have to be prepared to defend yourselves.

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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 10:25
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In an unfortunate oversight, Fraser is about to discover that suggesting Bayonet Practice to a bunch of Scousers has a totally different meaning!
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 10:27
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Mixing Viagra into Fraser’s analgesic cream was fraught with danger. Luckily he only used it on his right leg…
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 11:28
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"Barton on Sea WI Battalion reporting for duty SAH!"
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 13:22
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...and if you turn your Lee Enfield 90 deg clockwise it can also double as a suitable 2 yard ( none of this European Metric Nonsense ) to provide social distancing from some Randy ol Sargent who has not been getting any on the home front...
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 13:25
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Thank you ladies for whittling these old English Oak branches into mock 303's , Gerry won't be able to tell the difference when you shout BANG ...
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 13:27
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Well done Hoskins, with your makeup you would blend in with the Latvian Woman's Army no problem...
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 13:35
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At Bletchley Park the de coders are trained to defend the places secrets from any inquiring newspaper Reporter
​​​​..Now remember we are just a typing pool for the Daily Planet and nothing interesting goes on here and there are no motor cycle couriers comming and going in the middle of the night with secret orders.
There is no red telephone to the War Rooms and we do not have pointed barbs in our shoes to kick the enemy...
Well done no 6.....or should I say Anne Franks?
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 14:27
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Judging the Womens Auxillary Balloon Corps beauty contest was a job Sgt Hoskins took very seriously .....in the end a winner was chosen and whisked away for a Romantic weekend in Skegness.
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 14:31
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We are arming you to protect your virginity in case of invasion, but looking at you lot, it’s a waste of good rifles.
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 14:33
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Sgt "Madam...if you hold it there it will go off prematurely in your hands...."
Voice at the back "..thats what all the soldiers say to her"
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 15:34
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I said cock, hook and look Doris, don’t look at me like that, I was referring to your gun.
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 15:41
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Don’t worry Bert, we’ll show Trump transsexuals have a place in the ma…err woma..errr transexuals army
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 16:32
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Going Commando? I already am....my bloomers down on the assault course!
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 17:22
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"it may be a replica Drill Weapon, lassie, but I have the real thing."


* My Boarding School in Jamaica had wooden rifles for the CCF, but they weren't as good as those!
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 22:23
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They say after Germany took France things looked pretty grim in the U.K., and after looking at you lot who am I to disagree.
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 22:26
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We’re deploying you to the frontline to demoralise the German troops who think they will rape and pillage the U.K.
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Old 22nd Dec 2021, 22:34
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We’re going to drop you behind the enemy lines with these wooden guns to cause mayhem and mischief and taking a nod to history we are going to call it Operation Wooden Whores.
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 00:51
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"When the Taliban see these 72 virgins, they might drop their weapons and run for the nearest sand dune."
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