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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 21:30
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Treaders,

Many thanks…as always here, a vulgar approach often does well!

I’m in the middle of helping with a family house move and have trouble posting photos here at the best of times so I’d be very grateful if Nutty would be prepared to “stick it up ‘em” on my behalf.
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 22:18
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Will do
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 22:26
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Ok try this





from

https://fiveminutehistory.com/celebr...-and-carry-on/
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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 23:27
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And for some reason, after this visit, the children never did believe in Santa again

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Old 23rd Dec 2021, 23:28
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“Hey kids, think yourself lucky. German Santa won’t be arriving this year!”

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Old 24th Dec 2021, 00:21
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Because he's been an extra good boy, Timmy gets the first iPhone ever invented. Unfortunately, it would be 75 years before the second one was invented.
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Old 24th Dec 2021, 00:23
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"Here, Sinterklaas, take five guilders to put in your sack of money. Soon you might have enough to repair your aircraft with enough left over to take Rudolph to the red light district in Amsterdam!"

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Old 24th Dec 2021, 01:05
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"Ho, ho, ho..you must be my little elves, with your pointy shoes!"
"Gimme a ********* present or I'll kick you in the **** with them!"
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Old 24th Dec 2021, 03:34
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Cheers Nutty!

Ok, own up you little bastards, what happened to my sleigh and reindeer?

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Old 24th Dec 2021, 06:17
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Naturally worried after the last time they were straffed the children approached tentatively. Were overjoyed however to receive Flu jabs.....and so the Flying Doctor service started.
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Old 24th Dec 2021, 06:21
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Under the tradional Santa outfit the children were later surprised to find him completely naked....explained well it is a hot outfit in a small cockpit
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Old 24th Dec 2021, 06:25
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...and finally
Not so little Tom at the back eyes up Agnes tight arse hopeing no one else notices
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Old 24th Dec 2021, 06:43
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The downside of the station WO being the Santa this year was that he refused to hand over any treats until "all cloggs were clean and polished and all the boys and girls had a damn good haircut!"
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Old 24th Dec 2021, 06:49
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Oi you tight b*stard.....I wanted an X box!
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Old 24th Dec 2021, 06:51
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And in exchange for a chocolate bar.......Santa agreed to release Fido from the bag and promised not to take him to visit the canal!

Last edited by 622; 24th Dec 2021 at 07:14.
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Hoskins!!
Yessir?
You know you're not allowed to be close to any children, and besides, it's only bloody September!
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Old 24th Dec 2021, 07:12
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.....and the school Janitor would have got away with the theft if it hadn't have been for the pesky kids!

(with reference to any episode of Scooby Doo)
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Old 24th Dec 2021, 07:27
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"OK children, this chocolate bar is yours if you can persuade Section Officer Harvey to sit on my knee later...."
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Kiltrash, your little Tommy comment in 7653 has caused a keyboard useless due to spilt
coffee ingress, the best.
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Old 24th Dec 2021, 09:03
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...and finally, finally as I am shutting down for a couple of days, experience has taught me not to go on Social Media and Drink at Christmas. ..

...and the winner of Secret Santa is...Abigail, ( who else ) you have won first prize, come sit on my lap in the cockpit and waggle my joystick...

Merry Christmas all and be safe
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